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jazblanc77
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If I were you, I would take this "cleaning ritual" as a hint that your ears are not, in fact, self cleaning.  |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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I wouldn't blame your Korean girlfriend for being fascinated with your ears, because it is a little known fact that Europeans and Asian "earwax" is actually different.
I heard this a few years ago, and asked a young Chinese friend to confirm: "Is it true that Asian earwax is dry and powdery?" Her mouth dropped open with horror, and asked "WHY? WHAT IS YOURS LIKE?" She was pretty disgusted to hear that we generally have rathr moist ear interiors.
I like a little preening now and then but my more persistent efforts have been directed toward men with actual grooming problems. |
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rawiri
Joined: 01 Jun 2003
Location: Lovely day for a fire drill.
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 4:52 am Post subject: |
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| Only if she lets me clean out her wawa with my foofoo valve. |
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chance2005
Joined: 03 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
I wouldn't blame your Korean girlfriend for being fascinated with your ears, because it is a little known fact that Europeans and Asian "earwax" is actually different.
I heard this a few years ago, and asked a young Chinese friend to confirm: "Is it true that Asian earwax is dry and powdery?" Her mouth dropped open with horror, and asked "WHY? WHAT IS YOURS LIKE?" She was pretty disgusted to hear that we generally have rathr moist ear interiors.
I like a little preening now and then but my more persistent efforts have been directed toward men with actual grooming problems. |
Do you have an innie or an outie? |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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| rawiri wrote: |
| Only if she lets me clean out her wawa with my foofoo valve. |
I used to live with a GF that made me help her wax her bikini line. She'd do this 100% naked. It was fun exactly once. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
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| Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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| chance2005 wrote: |
| kermo wrote: |
I wouldn't blame your Korean girlfriend for being fascinated with your ears, because it is a little known fact that Europeans and Asian "earwax" is actually different.
I heard this a few years ago, and asked a young Chinese friend to confirm: "Is it true that Asian earwax is dry and powdery?" Her mouth dropped open with horror, and asked "WHY? WHAT IS YOURS LIKE?" She was pretty disgusted to hear that we generally have rathr moist ear interiors.
I like a little preening now and then but my more persistent efforts have been directed toward men with actual grooming problems. |
Do you have an innie or an outie? |
Pardon? Ooooohhhhh. I get it. |
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periwinkle
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| Damn, this thread is gross. I'm still eating pretzels as I type this, but I'm really hungry... |
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