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buddy bradley

Joined: 24 Aug 2003 Location: The Beyond
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:48 am Post subject: Help Me Make Friends |
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I'm lonely. Please PM me for instant friendship and companionship.
I will wash my feet for all my peeps. |
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dogbert

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: Killbox 90210
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:20 am Post subject: |
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Dear "Buddy Bradley",
Your appeal has touched my heart.
Accordingly, I've bought you a ticket to see an exhibition of professional wrestling on June the Thirtieth.
I hope you will deign to accompany me to this exhibition of the martial arts so we may forge a deep and meaningful friendship. |
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buddy bradley

Joined: 24 Aug 2003 Location: The Beyond
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:46 am Post subject: |
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dogbert wrote: |
Dear "Buddy Bradley",
Your appeal has touched my heart.
Accordingly, I've bought you a ticket to see an exhibition of professional wrestling on June the Thirtieth.
I hope you will deign to accompany me to this exhibition of the martial arts so we may forge a deep and meaningful friendship. |
Thank you. My heart told me that this site was filled with kindly fellows, and now I see it to be true.
PS - Are you a lady? If so, you just have to see my pecs - they're to die for. |
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guangho

Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:33 am Post subject: |
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Dear Buddy and Dogbert:
My doctor says I should "log off" and "meet some people." I know not what "log off" means but reckon I can try to find out. Are you people? Boy people or girl people? Do you know girl people? I'm a boy people. Maybe we can "meet" sometime. I have a white uniform just like buddy in his picture. I also have all twelve of my toes and keep them a shining shade of purple through a daily regimen of vigorous scouring and bi-weekly bleaching.
My doctor (who says she isn't "mine" but I think she is playing hard to get- oy...she's so coy ) thinks having a "meet" would be jolly proper for a lad like me. Please respond. So far the only "people" I have met were a little boy named Shun, another little boy named Terry and a little girl named Julie. They hardly ever want to speak to me, even though I am their "teacher" (It is much prestigious to be a teacher in Korea- all my homeboyz in Hotlanta say so). Besides, they pick their noses a lot and smell like rotten cabbage heads.
He-he...mmmmm....cabbage. |
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Zyzyfer

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:35 am Post subject: |
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a/s/l kthxbai |
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Bunnymonster

Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Location: Tokyo
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:05 am Post subject: |
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Hmmmm its been a while since the last get together......................
*looks for someone else to organise it*
nyone who is bored and wants to chew the fat drop me a PM. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:58 am Post subject: |
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I'll have some money in a month! Until then I'm eating ramyon and school lunches. Call me in July. |
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eamo

Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:18 am Post subject: Re: Help Me Make Friends |
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buddy bradley wrote: |
I'm lonely. Please PM me for instant friendship and companionship.
I will wash my feet for all my peeps. |
Hey Buddy.
I remember you as a charming young man who shouldn't need the cold-call approach you now demonstrate.
Oh yeah. I forgot. You're South African......Somebody please love this man!!!  |
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Hwajangsil Ajumma

Joined: 02 May 2005 Location: On my knees in the stall
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:56 am Post subject: |
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Bring a bottle of soju and I'll be your friend.
Forget that silly human fighting. We can sit in my hwajansgil and watch the the �� �ο� together on my Samsung 200" LCD TV, then play one-card and rock-scissors-paper until the early hours.
Korea no.1!
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guangho

Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:59 am Post subject: |
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Hwajangsil Ajumma wrote: |
Bring a bottle of soju and I'll be your friend.
Forget that silly human fighting. We can sit in my hwajansgil and watch the the �� �ο� together on my Samsung 200" LCD TV, then play one-card and rock-scissors-paper until the early hours. |
Hwajangsil Ajumma, will you be my friend? I heard some friends can be "friendly" and "nudge-nudge wink-wink" but know not what those funny words mean. Can you show me? |
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Hwajangsil Ajumma

Joined: 02 May 2005 Location: On my knees in the stall
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:07 am Post subject: |
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There you go, Guangho. I've just edited my post to include a picture of that wonderful TV show. Much more romantic than some rubbish like Sleepless In Seattle anyway.
Come on over, big boy, and you'll see what Lady Love can do once fired up from all that super-manly cow fighting! |
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Tiger Beer

Joined: 07 Feb 2003
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:48 am Post subject: Re: Help Me Make Friends |
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buddy bradley wrote: |
I'm lonely. Please PM me for instant friendship and companionship.
I will wash my feet for all my peeps. |
Toe-jam too? |
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little mixed girl
Joined: 11 Jun 2003 Location: shin hyesung's bed~
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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if you pay me....in the form of korean cell phones and electronic dictionaries...then i will be your friend....
but no touching, and u have to walk 6ft behind me... |
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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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Zyzyfer wrote: |
a/s/l kthxbai |
What's this? I'm trying to figure PPOR, too... |
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guangho

Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:12 am Post subject: |
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little mixed girl wrote: |
if you pay me....in the form of korean cell phones and electronic dictionaries...then i will be your friend....
but no touching, and u have to walk 6ft behind me... |
Gee willikers, your the bestest! |
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