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philipjames



Joined: 03 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:09 pm    Post subject: unxxbelievable Reply with quote

A Korean cop stopped me today for violating a traffic law. Jaywalking!!! I was flabbergasted. He said he would ticket me if I did it again. I wanted to ask him about how many tickets he had recently issued to the following categories of people.

1. Mortorcycles who speed along the sidewalk expecting pedestrians to leap out of the way. (Not to mention the one that zoomed by behind us as he was expressing his displeasure at me for jaywalking!!)
2. The idiots who drive their cars on the sidewalk (often in reverse) honking at people to move.
3. The ten extra cars that push through an intersection after a red light, threatening the safety of pedestrians.
4. The jerks who come within an inch of hitting pedestrians crossing at each and every crosswalk.
5. The morons who don't even stop at crosswalks.
6. The obnoxious half-drunken adojies who drive their motorcycle with their two-year old daughter on the handlebars.
7. The schockingly irresponsible parents who let their children play at the back window of their speeding car.
8. The lawless dlivery drivers who swerve left and right at high speed as they zoom down a one-way street - in the wrong direction!!
9. Bus drivers who drive like maniacs threatening the safety not only of pedestrians and occupants of other cars, but their own paying passengers
10. etc.
11. etc.
12. etc.

Noooooooooo. Let's not ticket these people. Let's ticket the waygookin for jaywalking!!!
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PaperTiger



Joined: 31 May 2005
Location: Ulaanbataar

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:21 pm    Post subject: Korean "laws" Reply with quote

If you get busted for jaywalking, pretend you don't understand a word of Korean, if he speaks English pretend you don't understand a word of English. Remain polite, pleasant, and plead ignorance.

I lived in Kimpo where the number of moving violations by cars and motorcycles (this is just on the sidewalk, mind you) were only outnumbered by the people running across the four-lane (two if you count all the morons parked on the curb) like it was a giant game of Korean Frogger (one of the first Atari games). I guess I was more noticeable because I'm dayglo white and two meters tall...I got yelled at in Korean. "I don't know what you're saying, ko-mop-soom-needa".

Another time, I managed to jaywalk this as a group of six Korean cops, they yelled in Korean and I just yelled in English "Huh??? Is everything okay???" They were too full of kimbab and ramyun to give chase.

I was also randomly quizzed about where I work and live as some cop was waiting for his pal to finish buying porn and 40 ounce malt liquors. Be polite, be stupid. It works everywhere.
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joe_doufu



Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you kidding? Obviously none of you have ever been to Taiwan. There, the rule is, biggest vehicle gets the center of the road, smaller vehicles drive on the right, as in America, motorcycles drive on the sidewalks, any sidewalk is considered a parking lot unless a squatter has constructed a home or business on it, and the smallest vehicle or pedestrian is at fault in any accident, for "not getting out of the way".

Korean drivers are sissies.
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Derrek



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe, American motorcycles do not drive on the sidewalks, as a general rule.
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Korean "laws" Reply with quote

PaperTiger wrote:
were only outnumbered by the people running across the four-lane (two if you count all the morons parked on the curb) like it was a giant game of Korean Frogger (one of the first Atari games).


Ha Smile
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hellofaniceguy



Joined: 10 Jan 2003
Location: On your computer screen!

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

joe_doufu wrote:
Are you kidding? Obviously none of you have ever been to Taiwan. There, the rule is, biggest vehicle gets the center of the road, smaller vehicles drive on the right, as in America, motorcycles drive on the sidewalks, any sidewalk is considered a parking lot unless a squatter has constructed a home or business on it, and the smallest vehicle or pedestrian is at fault in any accident, for "not getting out of the way".Korean drivers are sissies.

You're smoking dope...wacky tobacky! Get your S&*% together...they don't drive motorcycles on the sidewalk in America! Not like in korea! Or Taiwan!
They are not that ignorant to drive on the sidewalks! Koreans ARE ignorant drivers!
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peony



Joined: 30 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

take a breath and re-read the post dude Rolling Eyes
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On the other hand



Joined: 19 Apr 2003
Location: I walk along the avenue

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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joe_doufu wrote:
Are you kidding? Obviously none of you have ever been to Taiwan. There, the rule is, biggest vehicle gets the center of the road, smaller vehicles drive on the right, as in America, motorcycles drive on the sidewalks, any sidewalk is considered a parking lot unless a squatter has constructed a home or business on it, and the smallest vehicle or pedestrian is at fault in any accident, for "not getting out of the way".Korean drivers are sissies.

You're smoking dope...wacky tobacky! Get your S&*% together...they don't drive motorcycles on the sidewalk in America! Not like in korea! Or Taiwan!
They are not that ignorant to drive on the sidewalks! Koreans ARE ignorant drivers!


I thought "as in America" was meant to modify only the information about smaller vehicles driving on the side, not the bit about motorcycles.
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On the other hand



Joined: 19 Apr 2003
Location: I walk along the avenue

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The obnoxious half-drunken adojies who drive their motorcycle with their two-year old daughter on the handlebars.


I once saw a guy riding a motorcycle with his helmet on, and his little daughter was riding on the back with no helmet. It was pretty funny, in a Charles Addams sort of a way.
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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the other hand wrote:
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The obnoxious half-drunken adojies who drive their motorcycle with their two-year old daughter on the handlebars.


I once saw a guy riding a motorcycle with his helmet on, and his little daughter was riding on the back with no helmet. It was pretty funny, in a Charles Addams sort of a way.


I call it negligent.

To the OP, its obviously a power trip, most K police know that if they take something minor up with a korean it usually winds up with an all out arguement, Ive been witness to this several times over.
With us they play on the power trip, because we have few rights here when it comes to matters Korean.
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On the other hand



Joined: 19 Apr 2003
Location: I walk along the avenue

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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To the OP, its obviously a power trip, most K police know that if they take something minor up with a korean it usually winds up with an all out arguement, Ive been witness to this several times over.
With us they play on the power trip, because we have few rights here when it comes to matters Korean.


On the one hand, you suggest that Korean police single out foreigners over minor things. On the other hand, you say that you've seen Korean police taking up minor things with Koreans "several times over". Just thought I'd point that out to you.
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schwa



Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Yap

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatever else goes on, most Koreans seem to have a fairly deep-fixed disinclination to jaywalk. Koreans do get busted for it too.

Maybe because its easy to ticket.
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Cedar



Joined: 11 Mar 2003
Location: In front of my computer, again.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know several Koreans who tell me "Don't jaywalk, I got ticketed --- time ago".

of course, that doesn't excuse the fact that other more dangerous people are not ticketed. it just means it's not a single out the foreigner thing.



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stumptown



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Paju: Wife beating capital of Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the other hand wrote:
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To the OP, its obviously a power trip, most K police know that if they take something minor up with a korean it usually winds up with an all out arguement, Ive been witness to this several times over.
With us they play on the power trip, because we have few rights here when it comes to matters Korean.


On the one hand, you suggest that Korean police single out foreigners over minor things. On the other hand, you say that you've seen Korean police taking up minor things with Koreans "several times over". Just thought I'd point that out to you.


I think what he means is that with the lack of respect pigs here...err, I mean cops, get is that they just don't want to deal with the full on hassle some jerk ajossi is going to give them for violating the law as opposed to picking on easy prey like a foreigner
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you for the post about jaywalking. I always enjoy hearing from someone who broke a rule/law that other people are also breaking rules and therefore "I" should not be punished.
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