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The Chewbacca Defense
Joined: 29 May 2004 Location: The ROK and a hard place
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:27 am Post subject: Things you have always wanted to say..... |
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What are things that you have always wanted to say, but have never been in a situation to be able to say them?
Mine are:
"Quick to the lab!"
"Follow that car!"
"Holy Cow!" (no really I've never said that!)
"Not tonight dear, I have a headache"
(while in a night club!) "Oi...get your bum out of my hands!"
Maybe one day....(sigh!) |
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desultude
Joined: 15 Jan 2003 Location: Dangling my toes in the Persian Gulf
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:28 am Post subject: |
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You mean your not my real parents?! |
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The Chewbacca Defense
Joined: 29 May 2004 Location: The ROK and a hard place
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:42 am Post subject: |
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And of course I would like to say this at a dinner party.
"Let me go ahead and share alittle something special with you that I like to call Jimmy James' perspective:
One, if someone is standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and can't decide what they want in the half hour it took to get to the register then i should be allowed to kill them. And....
Two, i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn."
I have always wanted to go on a tirade like this one which I stole from Dr. Cox from 'Scrubs'. Like this next one I am actually going to use tomorrow in class:
"Look! I know you and I have never really "connected." Maybe that's because you are relentlessly annoying or maybe it's my fault because I can't tolerate relentlessly annoying people. I don't know! But answer me one question: Do you think I'm a good teacher?"
Oh the comedy! |
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calypso
Joined: 31 May 2004
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:18 am Post subject: |
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Yeah but halloween was ages ago and you still havent taken off that mask. |
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Badmojo
Joined: 07 Mar 2004 Location: I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:38 am Post subject: |
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I'd like to do a couple of Pacino lines from Scarface.
"You know, that ________ is a piece of *hit, you know. I told him to do something, he didn't do it, so I had to cancel his *ucking contract."
"I make 75 million on this deal alone. 75 million. That is serious money." |
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captain kirk
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:42 am Post subject: |
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"I couldn't be with someone who likes Joni Mitchell. 'I look at clouds from both sides now. I really don't know clouds at all'. What does that mean? Was she a pilot? Was she taking flying lessons? What?!". |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003 Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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"Speaking of the Catholic Church, I just took a dump." |
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zappadelta
Joined: 31 Aug 2004
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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I've always wanted to say and perform a "Citizen's Arrest!" |
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inkoreaforgood
Joined: 15 Dec 2003 Location: Inchon
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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desultude wrote: |
You mean your not my real parents?! |
I wish...
"Surely, it's not true!!"
"Yes, it is true. And my name's not Shirley!!" |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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I don't get enough opportunities to add the words "-atron" to things. I would also like to have more "bots" in my life.
Where's my correspondatron? Is the scullerybot on the fritz again? |
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Ryst Helmut
Joined: 26 Apr 2003 Location: In search of the elusive signature...
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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desultude wrote: |
You mean your not my real parents?! |
I got to ask that....and heard a 'yes.' ...and at the age of 8.
As for me - Kiss me cheeks (to any director).
!shoosh
Ryst |
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eamo
Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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"You can stuff this job up your arse!!"................... While throwing a dirty apron in the bosses face. |
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khyber
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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i want door number two AND the washer dryer combo....
PLEAAAAASEEEE!!!! |
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Dan
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Sunny Glendale, CA
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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"God damn you're ugly." |
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Swiss James
Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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"Nice knockers, get in the car" |
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