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[mindmetoo]

This is always a sure fire winner for making your kids laugh. Ask them to name some of the tallest mountains in Korea. Kids usually include North Korea as "Korea". Anyway, eventually one kid always says "Paektusan". When he says that pretend like you're confused and misheard him.

Ask "Did you say Mek ju san (beer mountain)?"

*laughs and giggles at the silly foreigner*

"You've been a great class. I'm back for the 11 pm show. It gets a little blue. Remember tip your waitress!"

[Qinella]

What a horrible joke!

But I told it to a KT and she thought it was truly funny. An onlooking student said, "Maekjusan bwoyeyo?"

[rapier]

Is that the best you can come up with? Don't tell me, you have women removing their panties every time you tell it.

[manlyboy]

I may be mistaken, and I apologize if I am, but aren't you the guy who once called me "inferior" because I found Garfield comic strips funny?

Is this really the level of comedic excellence I should be aspiring to?

[Grotto]

A teacher asks her students to get their parents to tell them a story that involves a moral.

The next day she asks for volunteers and one boy stands up and says he has a story with a moral.

My Aunt Sally was a pilot in the gulf war and was on a mission when her jet got shot down. The only things she had on her when she ejected from her fighter was her pistol, a survival knife and a bottle of Jack Daniels. While she was floating to the ground she decided to drink the bottle of whiskey as she thought it might break. Well she landed in the middle of a patrol of 20 Iraqi Republican Guard. She shot 14 of them with her pistol before she ran out of ammo, stabbed 5 of them to death with her knife before it broke and killed the remaining Iraqi with her bare hands.

"My goodness" said her teacher "what kind of moral could you possible get from that story?"



"Dont mess with Aunt Sally when she's been drinking"