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bucheon bum



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:29 pm    Post subject: What country are you? Reply with quote

A silly quiz that determines what country fits your personality:

Country Quiz


You're Chile!
You're really skinny, and kind of bumpy in frame, but you're not as rough a person as you used to be. You like long, long, long walks on the beach and avoiding having your rights violated, just like anybody else does. You're even willing to stand up to those with more power and influence than you, trying to bring them to justice. Fight the man!
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thorin



Joined: 14 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You're Ireland!
Mystical and rain-soaked, you remain mysterious to many people, and this makes you intriguing. You also like a good night at the pub, though many are just as worried that you will blow up the pub as drink your beverage of choice. You're good with words, remarkably lucky, and know and enjoy at least fifteen ways of eating a potato. You really don't like snakes.


Actually, I think snakes are delicious.
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Grotto



Joined: 21 Mar 2004

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're China!
Big and powerful, you have a long history behind you with more good and bad than you care to remember, or are really capable of remembering. Lately, in older age, you've gotten sort of crochety and even mean-spirited. There is still a lot that's beautiful about you, but most of the focus people have when they think about you is how hard it is to work with you. There's hope that you might start opening up to people, but lots of people have bumper stickers about how much you should change.


You're Libya!
It seems that these days, you just say things to get attention. Shock value is the really important thing for you now. You used to have a cause, and this made you seem like a threat to the established order, but now you just want to say wacky stuff once in a while. Air travel doesn't really mesh with your lifestyle, and you'd probably scare the security guards somehow anyway.

I took it twice because there were a couple of answers I was in between on Laughing
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MissT



Joined: 06 Apr 2005
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're Singapore!

You're small but well-built and people are a little afraid of you. You might even walk with a cane that people find somewhat menacing, rather than seeing it as an aid to your mobility. You like an urban lifestyle, with little time for nature or the more rural pleasures of life. This fast-paced lifestyle suits you, and you wish everyone around you would just shape up.
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krats1976



Joined: 14 May 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



You're South Africa!

After almost endless suffering, you've finally freed yourself from the oppression that somehow held you back. Now your diamond in the rough is shining through, and the world can accept you for who you really are. You were trying to show who you were to the world, but they weren't interested in helping you become that until it was almost too late. Suddenly you're a very hopeful person, even if you still have some troubles.


********

er.... OK... Shocked Laughing



This is better:


You're Alaska!
You're big, bulky, and extremely wild. At the same time, you're rather cold and standoffish, even a loner of sorts. Taming you may be one of the last great quests of the people who do manage to find you or even seek you out. So many of them just want to plunder you for what you have of value, but there are a few, the ones who will stick with you, that truly value your rugged remoteness. As long as no one is spilling stuff on you, you are truly beautiful.



****

Hehehehe...


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Captain Corea



Joined: 28 Feb 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're Texas!

You aren't really much of your own person, but everyone around you wishes you'd go away, so you might as well be independent. You're sort of loud-mouthed and abrasive, but you do have a fair amount of power. You like big trucks, big cattle, and big oil rigs. And sometimes you really smell. But it's not all bad, you're big enough to have some soft spots somewhere in all that redneck madness.

heh, silly test. I'm from Alberta!!
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're Brazil!
You're athletic, charming, and probably a good dancer. Unfortunately, you don't really mind chopping down the rain forest, and you probably consider homeless people expendable in certain circumstances. Of course, your personality is so diverse that it's hard to track down exactly what you're like. You definitely like Pele, the World Cup, and shouting "gooooal" at the top of your lungs.
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philinkorea



Joined: 27 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're Canada!
People make fun of you a lot, but they're stupid because you've got a much better life than they do. In fact, they're probably just jealous. You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and others. If it weren't for your weird affection for ice hockey, you'd be the perfect person

interesting
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livinginkorea



Joined: 11 Jun 2004
Location: Korea, South of the border

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're Thailand!
Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.
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livinginkorea



Joined: 11 Jun 2004
Location: Korea, South of the border

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

livinginkorea wrote:
You're Thailand!
Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.


Threat of disease!! What the hell is this? Shocked

Also I'm a terrible cook!!
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Wangja



Joined: 17 May 2004
Location: Seoul, Yongsan

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're Iceland!
Most people think you're a cold and forbidding person, but you're actually naturally warm and inviting. People just get scared off by what other people have led them to believe about you. You keep to yourself for the most part, and are pretty good at fending for yourself, especially if water's involved. More people should visit you and find out the truth.

Buggered if I know how that worked out ....
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're Bosnia-Herzegovina!
You've just been through a big tragedy. You weren't sure you were going to make it at all. Now that you have, there's a lot to pick back up in your life, and not enough people are helping you. You just wanted a little more freedom, a chance to be away from those who thought poorly of you. Now it's time to build up some confidence, and it looks like you have a good chance at that. But you'll need a lot of therapy.

It's uncanny how ... not very fitting this description is. I was suspicious when one of the questions was 'Would you ever consider having a hyphenated last-name?' For the hell of it, I said "yes".


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Demonicat



Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Location: Suwon

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're Turkey!
You have a good deal of history behind you, both good and bad, but through it all, you've become a leader among your friends. You have an uncanny ability to make friends with people who hate each other, though sometimes you just hate them instead. Surprisingly fickle, you keep a good balance in your life between religion and humanism, but most people think you're fanatical anyway. You're Istanbul, you're Constantinople.
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jlb



Joined: 18 Sep 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:16 pm    Post subject: Switzerland Reply with quote

You're Switzerland!

While most people think you're sort of stuck up, it's really just that people don't interest you that much. That's why you'd rather just stay out of everything and be as neutral as possible. Somewhere in there is an ability to be a psychiatrist because you're so objective, but you might just be too cold for that.
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tzechuk



Joined: 20 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're France!
Most people think you're snobby, but it's really just that you're better than everyone else. At least you're more loyal to the real language, the fine arts, and the fine wines than anyone else. You aren't worth beans in a fight, unless you're really short, but you're so good at other things that it usually doesn't matter. Some of your finest works were intended to be short-term projects.
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