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PolyChronic Time Girl
Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Location: Korea Exited
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:09 am Post subject: |
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Vinny, dig another hole in the desert. |
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Mr. Literal
Joined: 03 Jul 2003 Location: Third rock from the Sun.
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:45 am Post subject: |
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"I'll take my $25 million lottery winnings in one lump sum payment, please." |
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plokiju
Joined: 15 Mar 2005
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:46 am Post subject: |
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"So this is what it sounds like....when doves cry"
My 3rd Simpsons quote of the day,which I know is also a quote. |
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guangho
Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:22 am Post subject: |
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"I'm not sorry I had you son."
Oh wait, this is a thread for things you want say, not things you want to hear. Oy, I'm so confused. Best to lay down now. |
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Hwajangsil Ajumma
Joined: 02 May 2005 Location: On my knees in the stall
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:24 am Post subject: |
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To Guangho at a windowside table at Les Cochons de Merde Restaurant in Paris:
"Yes". |
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mithridates
Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:47 am Post subject: |
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"That's ridiculous! How can they put me on the Jedi Council without making me a master?!" |
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philinkorea
Joined: 27 Jan 2003
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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I always thought how great it would be to say
' YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!'
obviously when asked for the truth about something maybe by the head master of your school when younger or something, or by a policeman |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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philinkorea wrote: |
I always thought how great it would be to say
' YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!'
obviously when asked for the truth about something maybe by the head master of your school when younger or something, or by a policeman |
Or a girlfriend or something like that. |
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philinkorea
Joined: 27 Jan 2003
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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or a girlfriend or something like that |
yeah that would be amazing |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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philinkorea wrote: |
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or a girlfriend or something like that |
yeah that would be amazing |
Her: Why is there lipstick on this wineglass? And why did I find a ____ [insert random woman's cosmetic item here] in the bathroom?
You: Hmm. Now how did those things get there, I wonder...
Her: Oh, you know how they got there. And you're going to tell me nnnow! I want the truth!
You: The truth did you say? Are you quite sure about that? I mean honestly, if you ask me I'd say you really don't want the truth. I'd say that the truth is something you'd prefer not to hear. In fact, I'd wager that you can't handle the truth. My dear, if I may speak bluntly on this point, truth-handling isn't one of your stronger suits. No, I'm afraid your truth-handling abilities are altogether lacking, and were I to be painfully honest, I'd say a year at truth-handling hagwon might serve you well. Perhaps we can look into it, and I'd be prepared to go 50-50 on the tuition. Let's see if there's one listed in the paper -- hold on, I'll get it...
Her: Good-bye. |
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Butterfly
Joined: 02 Mar 2003 Location: Kuwait
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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"Do that again and I'll tell Nurse." |
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003 Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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1. "wow, you wanna' date me not just to study english???"
2. Are those real?
3. Did you bring a camcorder?
4. I'm taking the day off.
5. Are you really 22?
6. I would like to date you, but I can find someone better than you.
7. ....yeah and I'm as innocent as a catholic schoolboy in new orleans on a friday night...
8. 50 cent short time?
9. You're paying for the beer tonight, great!
10. I was hoping to meet someone taller. |
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