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Things you have always wanted to say.....
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PolyChronic Time Girl



Joined: 15 Dec 2004
Location: Korea Exited

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vinny, dig another hole in the desert.
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Mr. Literal



Joined: 03 Jul 2003
Location: Third rock from the Sun.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I'll take my $25 million lottery winnings in one lump sum payment, please."
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plokiju



Joined: 15 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"So this is what it sounds like....when doves cry"

My 3rd Simpsons quote of the day,which I know is also a quote.
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guangho



Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I'm not sorry I had you son."

Oh wait, this is a thread for things you want say, not things you want to hear. Oy, I'm so confused. Best to lay down now.
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Hwajangsil Ajumma



Joined: 02 May 2005
Location: On my knees in the stall

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To Guangho at a windowside table at Les Cochons de Merde Restaurant in Paris:

"Yes".
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mithridates



Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency

PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"That's ridiculous! How can they put me on the Jedi Council without making me a master?!"
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philinkorea



Joined: 27 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always thought how great it would be to say

' YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!'

obviously when asked for the truth about something maybe by the head master of your school when younger or something, or by a policeman
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

philinkorea wrote:
I always thought how great it would be to say

' YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!'

obviously when asked for the truth about something maybe by the head master of your school when younger or something, or by a policeman

Or a girlfriend or something like that.
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philinkorea



Joined: 27 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
or a girlfriend or something like that


yeah that would be amazing
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

philinkorea wrote:
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or a girlfriend or something like that


yeah that would be amazing


Her: Why is there lipstick on this wineglass? And why did I find a ____ [insert random woman's cosmetic item here] in the bathroom?

You: Hmm. Now how did those things get there, I wonder...

Her: Oh, you know how they got there. And you're going to tell me nnnow! I want the truth!

You: The truth did you say? Are you quite sure about that? I mean honestly, if you ask me I'd say you really don't want the truth. I'd say that the truth is something you'd prefer not to hear. In fact, I'd wager that you can't handle the truth. My dear, if I may speak bluntly on this point, truth-handling isn't one of your stronger suits. No, I'm afraid your truth-handling abilities are altogether lacking, and were I to be painfully honest, I'd say a year at truth-handling hagwon might serve you well. Perhaps we can look into it, and I'd be prepared to go 50-50 on the tuition. Let's see if there's one listed in the paper -- hold on, I'll get it...

Her: Good-bye.
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Butterfly



Joined: 02 Mar 2003
Location: Kuwait

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Do that again and I'll tell Nurse."
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lastat06513



Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. "wow, you wanna' date me not just to study english???"
2. Are those real?
3. Did you bring a camcorder?
4. I'm taking the day off.
5. Are you really 22?
6. I would like to date you, but I can find someone better than you.
7. ....yeah and I'm as innocent as a catholic schoolboy in new orleans on a friday night... Confused
8. 50 cent short time? Razz
9. You're paying for the beer tonight, great!
10. I was hoping to meet someone taller.
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