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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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 Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:19 pm Post subject: Which hand do you wipe with? |
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jlb
Joined: 18 Sep 2003
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| Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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Nice question  |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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| You don't need to know this. Just rephrase the thread title: Are you right- or left-handed?, and that will give you the same information, but without the mental image of posters wiping themselves. (unless that was the whole purpose) |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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| JongnoGuru wrote: |
| You don't need to know this. Just rephrase the thread title: Are you right- or left-handed?, and that will give you the same information, but without the mental image of posters wiping themselves. (unless that was the whole purpose) |
Well?
Sparkles*_* |
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Ekuboko
Joined: 22 Dec 2004
Location: ex-Gyeonggi
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| Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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Are you a scruncher or a folder?
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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OK, 4 people so far have voted for "right," to which I say:
Ewww! You wipe your bum with your hand?
Childish*_* |
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eamo
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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I don't wipe my bum at all.
I have a bidet!!!
(they're great. Highly recommended. I now look forward to a pooh!!) |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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| eamo wrote: |
I don't wipe my bum at all.
I have a bidet!!! |
Don't you do a wipe anyway? Y'know, just to be sure.
Sparkles*_* |
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Captain Corea
Joined: 28 Feb 2005
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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| When I move inot my new place in a few months I am definately getting one of those! |
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eamo
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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Don't you do a wipe anyway? Y'know, just to be sure.
Sparkles*_* |
Yes. Yes I do.
One can never take the chance that a determined dingleberry has hung on despite the jets best efforts. |
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Swiss James
Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai
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| Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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stumptown
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Paju: Wife beating capital of Korea
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| Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm a right handed scruncher. And those bidets are great, they're everywhere in Japan. |
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sparkx
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com
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| Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Eamo wrote: |
| I have a bidet!!! |
Lucky!
Us less privileged folk need to resort to other means (vis a vis squatting over the drain using the shower nozzle as a makeshift bidet).
Don't get me wrong, i'm not complaining. With the water pressure I get in my apartment, these post-log cutting sessions are like taking a Cyclone 5600 Sandblaster to a moldy, rust riddled drainage ditch. Hell, often times I have to sport the safety goggles and work gloves to protect myslef from the ass debris flying every which way chipping my walls and denting my sink.
When all is said and done though, my balloon knot is cleaner than the pope after a dip in a pool of Javex Bleach for Unbleachables. So clean that when I do the ol' Eamo quality control check with the toilet paper, you can actually hear a squeaking sound (kinda like when you run a squeegie down a sparkling new bay window).
It's so damn clean that you could eat off of it. Which...if I had a moonpie and a special girl with no dignity or morals.....nevermind. |
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