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Everyone thinks I brought porn to school. Great.
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denverdeath



Joined: 21 May 2005
Location: Boo-sahn

PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Many Koreans are too damned nosey at times. Tell 'em, "Curiosity killed the cat...and the Korean", while you demonstrate how to cut 'em another smile. Funny story though. Sounds like you work with, and teach, a bunch 'o pervs. Shocked

I told my Korean co-teacher the other day that the computer in my classroom has a virus. She automatically assumed I put it there. I said, "No. I'm trying to FIX the problem SOMEONE ELSE made. When I set up a computer or network, I incorporate some safety measures. When I download programs or files, I scan them for viruses/spyware/adware before installing or using or viewing them. I usually don't access crappy websites like DREAMWIZ that install browser hijackers/trojans onto your computer." Still don't think she believes me. Another time, over lunch, she said, "It's with regret that I have to say that I'm missing some money." I KNOW I didn't take anything, but how was I supposed to convince anyone of my innocence? I had just started there, sat at the desk beside hers, and had been in the office alone at times. When I was walking from the school at the end of the day, dragging my heels, she shouted out the window in a laughing way, "Oh, I found it. It was in my purse. Hee, hee. So sorry. Hee, hee. Have a nice weekend." I'm not all that paranoid, but sometimes I think some of 'em are pretty good at psychological manipulation. Either that or I'm giving their English ability more credit than it deserves...
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

peppermint wrote:
As a side note- did the kids get punished for digging through your bag in the first place?


No, the thought hadn't occurred to me. Too late now, I guess.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To those who admonish me not to bring controversial material to school, I'll take that as well deserved advice to correct my prior position of ignorance. You see, the thought never occurred to me that there was anything wrong the the magazine. Where I'm from (US), magazines with almost-nude women on the cover are in practically every store, by every cash register. My original purpose of bringing the magazine was for something to read while I ate dinner in the cafeteria. Of course, I changed that plan forthwith!

It's hard to get used to Korean prudishness. Lesson learned...


BTW, anyone notice how much clothes that model on the Korean Maxim cover is wearing? This is the picture that was on the cover of the Maxim I have.

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livinginkorea



Joined: 11 Jun 2004
Location: Korea, South of the border

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess that your students said "byuntae, byuntae!!!", when they saw your magazine?!!! Very Happy
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ninjamonkey



Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Location: where the streets have no name

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh come on, lets not kid ourselves, how far is maxim from porn? not very
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rapier



Joined: 16 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nothing is safe at a hagwon. It was foolish to even bring in the magazine.

Maxim is soft porn..for guys who are too embarrassed to walk into a shop and buy real porn.
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just because



Joined: 01 Aug 2003
Location: Changwon - 4964

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rapier wrote:
Maxim is soft porn..for guys who are too embarrassed to walk into a shop and buy real porn.

Gotta agree with this....it is the soft mans porn....

It has some great articles though Very Happy

Seriously i wouldn't be too worried....the teachesr upstairs are uppity princesses to start with, maybe they will see a different side of you now...

You know nowdays they expect foreigners to bring porn to school...it is part of our new image of playboys...I know i carry my FHM everywhere Very Happy
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chronicpride



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qinella wrote:


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Captain Corea



Joined: 28 Feb 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, I bought a maxim mag in the Philippines and there was nudity in it... a lot actually (chests for the msot part) so �����ؿ�.
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weatherman



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
Dan wrote:
I wonder how many Korean women on the cover of Maxim have push up bras on.


You spend time wondering about this?


If he didn't I would worry about him.
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Gopher



Joined: 04 Jun 2005

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, these kids have a tendency to complain a lot. They mostly complain about each other, but if you give them any pretext to complain about you, it's my experience that they will.

It's not really that they're complaining, in the sense of voicing a serious issue that they hope to resolve...it's just their way of getting through the day.

Your error was offering them a pretext.

And, still, Maxim is a long way from porn -- unless you take it in a nineteenth-century context. No penetrations, not even pseudopenetrations in that magazine. Just semi-nude, or at best, topless women. Only a puritan would be truly offended by that mag.

This is much ado about nothing.
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Pyongshin Sangja



Joined: 20 Apr 2003
Location: I love baby!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You fool. You don't carry that stuff around with you. You want to LOOK LIKE someone who reads porn? Are you trying to look un-educated? Try getting your news from real sources, like the newspaper. Leave the porn at home. Gross.
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dulouz



Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Uranus

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TY for that pic of Vanessa. She was important in my life for about 4 months a long time ago. She's a doll. I saw on the soaps when I would flick through them then she was in a movie and then I think on 91020.
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The key question to determine if this is much ado about nothing isn't whether or not the school recognises the vast gulf separating Maxim from hardcore deviant porno magazines. Because they won't. To them, it's a mere quibble. The key question is, will they decide to just drop the whole matter, or will they decide ride it into the sunset.
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Gopher



Joined: 04 Jun 2005

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably depends on whether they like him or not, then. Or whether any hysterical parents get involved. Nice and subjective. Typical sex scandal. Might even make the local news.

Hope he never planned on running for office in the U.S. He's now tainted goods.
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