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Why ESL teachers retire
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Grotto



Joined: 21 Mar 2004

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:29 pm    Post subject: Why ESL teachers retire Reply with quote

1. You get discouraged after spending a year teaching students and they still cant answer the question 'how are you?'

2. Having any and all or your ideas for bettering the English program ignored in favor of the Ani-Talk series.

3. Being treated like a monkey in a petting zoo.

4. having a boss who thinks its acceptable to lie, cheat and steal from you as you should be thankful for them providing you with such an excellent well paying job

5. Getting tired of putting up with the ideosyncrasies of your host country.

6. Homesickness.

7. Its time to get on with your life.

8. Debts paid off.

9. You miss real food(from home)

10. You decide to get into something saner, like school bus driver or biological weapon test subject.
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Captain Corea



Joined: 28 Feb 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

11. you make enough to retire with.
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livinginkorea



Joined: 11 Jun 2004
Location: Korea, South of the border

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

12. Ddongchim Laughing
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manlyboy



Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

13. liver failure
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inkoreaforgood



Joined: 15 Dec 2003
Location: Inchon

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

14. Forgot how to speak English properly.
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NearlyKorean



Joined: 15 Mar 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

15. You married a Korean and find a real job.
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adventureman



Joined: 18 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

16. You get sick of the constant xenophobia, homogenous belief system, language barrier, and 'outsider' 'temporary' 'novelty' or 'visitor' stautus (Korea and Asia in general are some of the the worst countires in the world in this reagard, IMO)

17. You realize that there are some things to you that are actually more important in a carreer than maxing out on low hours and paid holidays

18. You realize that there are actually more productive things you could do with your life than teach English to naughty brats with apathetic corrupt bosses (private langauge school system), 900 students a week (public school system), or bored lazy young adults, many of whom have zero interest in English and do appreciate what you have to offer (university system)

19. Becasue there are a many many more disciplines that are far more interesting in the acdemic system than 'conversational English'

20. Because you're not a Canadian
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bignate



Joined: 30 Apr 2003
Location: Hell's Ditch

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

21. The Won-Jong tells you, you can't bring your digital camera into class anymore....... Confused
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Wrench



Joined: 07 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

22. You get fed up with lazy ass K Teachers, that still talk down at you like your in kindergarten.

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bits



Joined: 07 Feb 2003
Location: Daegu, South Korea

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

23. You then..uh.. you a... he-he... AHHH.. ho-ho ha-ha - ahsssii! i gotta get outa here.
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inkoreaforgood



Joined: 15 Dec 2003
Location: Inchon

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

adventureman wrote:
16. You get sick of the constant xenophobia, homogenous belief system, language barrier, and 'outsider' 'temporary' 'novelty' or 'visitor' stautus (Korea and Asia in general are some of the the worst countires in the world in this reagard, IMO)

17. You realize that there are some things to you that are actually more important in a carreer than maxing out on low hours and paid holidays

18. You realize that there are actually more productive things you could do with your life than teach English to naughty brats with apathetic corrupt bosses (private langauge school system), 900 students a week (public school system), or bored lazy young adults, many of whom have zero interest in English and do appreciate what you have to offer (university system)

19. Becasue there are a many many more disciplines that are far more interesting in the acdemic system than 'conversational English'

20. Because you're not a Canadian


24. You're so bitter that lemons would wince just to look at you.
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Joseph Fitzgerald



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

25. You don't get Monday off when a holiday is the Sunday before.
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

26. You start thinking you really do look just like Brad Pitt now and you head back to your home country for a lifetime of severe, severe disappointment

27. World taken over by China. Use savings from English teaching to enroll in a Chinese language academy. Have trouble pronouncing the Chinese word for 'irony.'
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eleruen



Joined: 18 Dec 2004
Location: Bundang, South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

28. As a woman, even if you have aspirations for staying in Korea, your career will be fantastic, but you will end up lonely.
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yesterday's child



Joined: 26 Apr 2005
Location: better for me if you don't know.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

29. saved up enough coin to buy a new house, car and put the kid through college back home. Cool
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