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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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This weekend I heard a few new ones. This should probably be a part of a new thread: Pick Up Lines That Do Not Work. This infantryman had high hopes, and broke curfew to no avail. I told him who I was with, and he leaned over and whispered: "I'm going home with you, with or without him." The mention of "29 confirmed kills" didn't get him any headway.
A younger GI broke the ice by announcing that he would slap me if I didn't fetch him some more snacks. I invited him to take his best shot. He set my head at the desired angle, I closed my eyes, and he gave me a little smack. I waited a minute or so, then clocked him resoundingly. After this bit of foreplay, he asked me where I live, and put my hand in his lap. No sale.
At church on Sunday, a nervous looking guy came up to me and handed me a little puzzle with the two pieces of metal that must be separated. Aha, I thought, this guy has correctly identified me as a geek. Unfortunately, this did not spark any conversation, as I immediately began fiddling with the puzzle, quite absorbed in my task. I failed to solve it, and he failed to get off.
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Grotto
Joined: 21 Mar 2004
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:42 am Post subject: |
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Now if they only had an ABBA CD eh? 
Speaking of which  I just picked up a 2 CD set of ABBA, nudge nudge wink wink |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 5:20 am Post subject: |
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| Grotto wrote: |
Now if they only had an ABBA CD eh?
Speaking of which I just picked up a 2 CD set of ABBA, nudge nudge wink wink |
I AM the Dancing Queen. Who needs a CD? But Grotto baby, I'll dance to whatever tune you're playing. |
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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:19 am Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
This weekend I heard a few new ones. This should probably be a part of a new thread: Pick Up Lines That Do No Work. This infantryman had high hopes, and broke curfew to no avail. I told him who I was with, and he leaned over and whispered: "I'm going home with you, with or without him." The mention of "29 confirmed kills" didn't get him any headway.
A younger GI broke the ice by announcing that he would slap me if I didn't fetch him some more snacks. I invited him to take his best shot. He set my head at the desired angle, I closed my eyes, and he gave me a little smack. I waited a minute or so, then clocked him resoundingly. After this bit of foreplay, he asked me where I live, and put my hand in his lap. No sale.
At church on Sunday, a nervous looking guy came up to me and handed me a little puzzle with the two pieces of metal that must be separated. Aha, I thought, this guy has correctly identified me as a geek. Unfortunately, this did not spark any conversation, as I immediately began fiddling with the puzzle, quite absorbed in my task. I failed to solve it, and he failed to get off. |
A violent tease who lacks problem solving abilities..tsk tsk |
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steroidmaximus
Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Location: GangWon-Do
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:10 am Post subject: |
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panthermodern
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: Taxronto
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| Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:59 am Post subject: |
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Sorry, that might have been me. |
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guangho
Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:46 am Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
| baby, I'll dance to whatever tune you're playing. |
Good thing I can fiddle around. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:16 am Post subject: |
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| rapier wrote: |
A violent tease who lacks problem solving abilities..tsk tsk |
Yep, it sounds like I should have my own reality show. |
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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:45 am Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
| rapier wrote: |
A violent tease who lacks problem solving abilities..tsk tsk |
Yep, it sounds like I should have my own reality show. |
Self deprecating humor? hardly an exciting comeback. I'd have moved onto your best friend by now. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:15 am Post subject: |
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| rapier wrote: |
| Self deprecating humor? hardly an exciting comeback. I'd have moved onto your best friend by now. |
...only to come back moments later when you realized I was the most attractive girl in this little burgh. |
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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:26 am Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
...only to come back moments later when you realized I was the most attractive girl in this little burgh. |
Until I noticed the koreans sat on the next table. |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:49 am Post subject: |
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Good thing I can fiddle around. |
That line might actually work. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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| rapier wrote: |
| kermo wrote: |
...only to come back moments later when you realized I was the most attractive girl in this little burgh. |
Until I noticed the koreans sat on the next table. |
So you stroll on over and chat a little about the virtues of kimchi. And I move on to your best friend. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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Kermo, you must be hotter than I imagined .
I think of the muppet when I see your name.
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Jensen
Joined: 30 Mar 2003
Location: hippie hell
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:46 pm Post subject: Re: The "High Maintenance" Issue... |
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| Gopher wrote: |
| ...find Korean women particularly wanting intellectually... |
...you know those cultural awareness/sensitivity classes they teach in colleges nowadays...you might want to take one of those... |
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