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[dogbert]

[joe_doufu]

I, too, was wondering if Magic Johnson was dead. It appears he is not. Good on him.

My list would be:
1. Teddy Roosevelt - to get a shot of his vivacity and humor
2. 1980s Michael Jackson - before he was killed and replaced by that alien
3. Eddie Albert - passed away this year; performer in the mexican circus, amateur anti-nazi spy, war hero, actor, singer, environmentalist pioneer, star of "green acres"; this guy had extraordinary stories to tell, even when i met him and his alzheimers was significantly advanced. i would have liked to know him when he was clear headed

[yesterday's child]

[Deconstructor]

Nietzsche: So that he can continue destroying the concept of truth. I also wanna tell him that he suffered for humanity more than Christ.


Derrida: So that he can continue destroying the bullsh*t tradition of Western metaphysics. Plus I wanna tell him that his voice was one of the very few honest ones in the entire tradition of Western metaphysics.


Plato: I wanna see how fast he becomes the b*tch for the two above while I watch.

[Maserial]

My list would, most likely, consist of

Cleopatra... I'd be keen on viewing just what kind of woman she was. I've often read that she wasn't physically beautiful (if one is to believe that modern standards are directly applicable to women long deceased) but nonetheless she would make an interesting companion. One condition: she'd have to be decked out in authentic, splendidly decadent regalia. That way, if I didn't much care for her, I could always employ the "punch and plunder" method and have quite a few valuables to sell. No, she wouldn't be allowed to drink any wine, either. Only soju, at a norae bang.

William Blake... Here's a guy you'd think would have a lot to say, and a wacky way of saying it. First and foremost, I'd ask him to better define the nature of Orc, specifically in contrast to the divine image of Jesus. Yeah, yeah, Blake, Orc is the serpent which encircles the Tree of Mystery, and Jesus can don the flesh of Satan if he so chooses. Really though, which would *you* rather be? Furthermore, what's up with you never having any children (documented children, at least..)? I mean, was it really all about God's will, or were you just a fan of the chocolate factory? Stuff like that.

Rasputin, the Mad Monk (Grigori Efimovich Rasputin) ... This guy would be a total riot, case closed.

Chances are, the evening would go rather poorly to say the very least. To rephrase, I'd be jubilant.

[man of the year]

Maurice 'Rocket' Richard (hockey)

Vince Lombardi (football)

Satchel Paige (baseball)

[Emu Bitter]

Jackie Milburn-God
Jimmy Hoffa, a great man but also to find out who killed him
Jack the Ripper- so I could solve that one