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peony
Joined: 30 Mar 2005
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 Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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| chest rockwell wrote: |
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A man walks into a bar
He drinks 6 Newcastles, 4 shots of Jack Daniels, hits on the waitress unsuccessfully, takes his wedding ring off, tried again and fails, drinks 3 more shots, drives home, beats his daughter for coming home late, and cries himself to sleep realizing that he hates his life.
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whoa.. that was depressing..  |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:54 am Post subject: |
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| Beej wrote: |
| Three businessmen go to lunch; a Japanese, a North Korean and a South Korean. They all order the T bone steak. A few minutes later the waiter comes over and says " Excuse me gentlemen, but do to a shortage of beef, we are out of the steak. Please change your order." The Japanese man says " I am from Japan, What is a shortage? I have never heard of this." The waiter explains. The North Korean says " I am from North Korea, What is beef?" The waiter explains. The South Korean says " I am from South Korea, what is excuse me?" |
Ha! That's a good one...
I got one... Stop me if you've heard it already...
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Korean???
... a car thief who can't drive......... |
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