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Summer Wine · Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: Next to a River

I asked an elementary student "what do you often do?" (boy)

Answer: "I often do ****** (girl)

keithinkorea · Joined: 17 Mar 2004

quiksilver · Joined: 11 Sep 2004

I was teaching a class of 35 or so 6 year olds "The Wheels on the Bus". So we get to "The horn on the bus goes, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!" It was so perfect because they all followed me and not a single one of them pronounced the "n" in "horn". So what I was treated to was 35 Korean kids screaming at the top of their lungs "The w-h-o-r-e on the bus goes, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!" Well I almost "fished" myself.

bundangbum · Joined: 23 Aug 2005

How are you today middle school boy?
Not too good.
why?
life is not worth living.

deessell · Joined: 08 Jun 2005

An excellent one from a co-workers class. They were working on relative clauses and had pictures of objects.

She picks up the picture;

Russian woman: " a cook (male rooster) screw"

Korean guy" when you can't get your wife open"

BTW this was in Vietnam.

Hyeon Een · Joined: 24 Jun 2005

This is more horrible than funny..

Anyway sometimes I play a funny version of hangman. Where you draw a picture of a person, then slowly kill them by chopping bits off (with your whiteboard eraser), and putting red blood pouring out of the removed limbs. It's sick but the children like it..

Anyway, these cute little first grade elementary girls were playing for 5 minutes at the end of the class. It was my last class with them and I took a picture. When I looked at it after I saw I had a photo of a cute little 6 year old girl standing on a chair next to a picture of a de-limbed bleeding girl with "R A P E" written next to it. (They happened to be the incorrect letters they'd guessed). It's quite the disturbing photo.

-HE