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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
Great post. Here are some of mine:
1. I've never free-based cocaine.
2. I've never hidden in the park at night and strangled an unsuspecting jogger.
3. I've never tried to grow a beard or moustache.
4. I've never performed oral sex on a man.
5. I've never eaten a bicycle.
6. I've never written a vitriolic letter to the publishers of Cat Fancier magazine.
7. I've never joined a sleeper-cell unit of Al Queda.
8. I've never photographed my genitals. Not since after the age of 8, anyway.
9. I've never made love to a little person (unless my wife, who is 5-feet tall, counts).
10. I've never watched 'Memento' backwards to see if it makes any sense.
Sparkles*_* |
Sparkles, those are all of mine by defaulty.
Itaewonguy, the one that really stood out when I first read your post was that I have never had gaY sex with kiwiboy.
HTH |
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Deconstructor
Joined: 30 Dec 2003
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:18 am Post subject: |
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Never learned to play the piano (but I will).
Never traveled across North America (but I will).
Never had a child (but I will in November!)
Never found that-whatever-it-is-the-certain-something (hope I find it).
HOWEVER
Had sex with women from dozen countries and from every continent in the world, except Antarctica.
I don't know but I've been told,
Antarctic p*ssy's mighty cold.  |
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hojucandy
Joined: 03 Feb 2003
Location: In a better place
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:21 am Post subject: |
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Deconstructor
Joined: 30 Dec 2003
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:55 am Post subject: |
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| hojucandy wrote: |
| bothered.. |
About what?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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sillywilly
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Canada.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:31 am Post subject: |
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never done cocaine, heroine, or opium or anything of that nature
never been to China or Japan
never had a daughter
never dated an old man
never sold a piece of art
never sang proffessionally |
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yesterday's child
Joined: 26 Apr 2005
Location: better for me if you don't know.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:37 am Post subject: |
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i never inhaled...  |
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hojucandy
Joined: 03 Feb 2003
Location: In a better place
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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| yesterday's child wrote: |
| i never inhaled... |
aaah - but do yu swallow? |
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Deconstructor
Joined: 30 Dec 2003
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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| hojucandy wrote: |
| yesterday's child wrote: |
| i never inhaled... |
aaah - but do yu swallow? |
I don't know, but this thread is beginning to bite AND suck. |
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crazylemongirl
Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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I have never
Been convicted of a crime.
Won the lottery.
Been to europe nor latin america.
Given birth.
Owned a house.
Been in love.
Been in a plane crash.
Been in a car crash.
Had my wisdom teeth taken ou. |
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Deconstructor
Joined: 30 Dec 2003
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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| crazylemongirl wrote: |
I have never
Been convicted of a crime.
Won the lottery.
Been to europe nor latin america.
Given birth.
Owned a house.
Been in love.
Been in a plane crash.
Been in a car crash.
Had my wisdom teeth taken ou. |
Ok here's what I think is wrong with this thread: The aim is not to point out things we haven't done. So I haven't taken a dump in south of France. So what?! Let's post stuff we've never done but would love to do. That's the point, isn't it? |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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| crazylemongirl wrote: |
I have never
Been in love. |
Yeah right.  |
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itaewonguy
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Deconstructor wrote: |
| hojucandy wrote: |
| yesterday's child wrote: |
| i never inhaled... |
aaah - but do yu swallow? |
I don't know, but this thread is beginning to bite AND suck. |
dont worry dude.. this kind of things happen all the time!
people just have nothing better to say so they regurgitate the best words they can.. pathetic really.. but you will notice the posters that hijack threads are ALWAYS the ones who never or very rarely start a thread of their own! |
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crazylemongirl
Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Deconstructor wrote: |
Ok here's what I think is wrong with this thread: The aim is not to point out things we haven't done. So I haven't taken a dump in south of France. So what?! Let's post stuff we've never done but would love to do. That's the point, isn't it? |
who's to say there aren't things in here that I would love to do? |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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I have never joined the mile-high club.  And probably never will. The wife's just not that bold. Maybe I could watch and be considered a vicarious member.  Or, I could contribute my member vicariously.  |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Deconstructor wrote: |
| crazylemongirl wrote: |
I have never
Been convicted of a crime.
Won the lottery.
Been to europe nor latin america.
Given birth.
Owned a house.
Been in love.
Been in a plane crash.
Been in a car crash.
Had my wisdom teeth taken ou. |
Ok here's what I think is wrong with this thread: The aim is not to point out things we haven't done. ... Let's post stuff we've never done but would love to do. ... |
Yikes!! You'd better start a separate thread or else I better go back and edit my list!!  |
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