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JacktheCat
Joined: 08 May 2004
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| numazawa wrote: |
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A little stringy, and not much meat on them though. |
I heard the same thing about the Mongolian beaver.
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Mongolia beaver won't be so bad if they took a bath more than once a month, and if Mongolia's version of a three dog night wasn't a three sheep night. |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:41 am Post subject: |
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Good gravy. This thread went from pick-up lines to talking about eating gophers, pussies, and beavers. Ahhhhhh, now i see.
2 out of 3 ain't bad. |
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bundangbum
Joined: 23 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| crazylemongirl wrote: |
| Nice shoes wanna f*ck |
They said pick up lines that work. Not scare the living shit out of them. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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| pegpig wrote: |
Good gravy. This thread went from pick-up lines to talking about eating gophers, pussies, and beavers. Ahhhhhh, now i see.
2 out of 3 ain't bad. |
Speaking of kitties and buck-toothed rodents....
Why aren't there more women on this thread? There must be a few single pussycats on the prowl around here. |
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numazawa
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:27 am Post subject: |
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Speaking of kitties and buck-toothed rodents....
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The teeth can get in the way, no question. I once dated a feline Rodentist. One night, as we were making love, I asked her how she felt. She said, "pine," and that was that for me, 'cause tree's a crowd. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:56 am Post subject: |
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| numazawa wrote: |
| kermo wrote: |
Speaking of kitties and buck-toothed rodents....
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The teeth can get in the way, no question. I once dated a feline Rodentist. One night, as we were making love, I asked her how she felt. She said, "pine," and that was that for me, 'cause tree's a crowd. |
Ow ow ow. Owie owie OWIE! *claws frantically at eyes* |
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numazawa
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:21 am Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
| numazawa wrote: |
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Speaking of kitties and buck-toothed rodents....
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The teeth can get in the way, no question. I once dated a feline Rodentist. One night, as we were making love, I asked her how she felt. She said, "pine," and that was that for me, 'cause tree's a crowd. |
Ow ow ow. Owie owie OWIE! *claws frantically at eyes* |
I know, I know -- it's just exasperating! That's why the beaver is so deep: nothing is spoken, everything is pelt. |
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bundangbum
Joined: 23 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:16 am Post subject: |
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| What about, hey i'm a mod on daves? |
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Paji eh Wong
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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| Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:35 am Post subject: |
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Saw a tidy girl on the bus today. So I sat down opposite and attracted her attention by bursting a balloon. "I'm a tomato" I announced, as she looked up. "So ... am I fruit or a vegetable?" She didn't know, so I explained to her that technically I am a fruit in that I grow above ground, but that the Korean Agricultural Department considers me a vegetable for the purposes of import levy.
Sadly, she didn't speak English. If she did, we would have been stark nakers within the hour. I have personally had 600 women this way. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Paji eh Wong wrote: |
Saw a tidy girl on the bus today. So I sat down opposite and attracted her attention by bursting a balloon. "I'm a tomato" I announced, as she looked up. "So ... am I fruit or a vegetable?" She didn't know, so I explained to her that technically I am a fruit in that I grow above ground, but that the Korean Agricultural Department considers me a vegetable for the purposes of import levy.
Sadly, she didn't speak English. If she did, we would have been stark nakers within the hour. I have personally had 600 women this way. |
I believe you. I would have collapsed to the floor giggling, and while I was incapacitated, you could toss me in your little red wagon and haul me off.
Actually, you should ask Tomato how that line works. |
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i_teach_esl
Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan
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d'oh! someone used this on me in a club a few months ago... and it worked! im a sucker! 
| animalbirdfish wrote: |
| When at a bar with a friend... Walk up to the desired lady and say, "See my friend over there? He sent me over here because he really wants to know if you think I'm cute." |
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thebum
Joined: 09 Jan 2005
Location: North Korea
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do you have a boyfriend?
---yes
do you want a better one? |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:44 am Post subject: |
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| yeah I was at this place a couple weekends ago where all the Koreans kept introducing themselves with ridiculous English 'nicknames' and I got real sick of it and skulked over to the corner to sulk. I looked over at the chick next to me and complained to her 한국사람이 영어 이름으로 소개하는 거 너무 짜증나.. I don't know if it was good Korean or what but then I sang a Jaurim song to her and the girl's panties dropped man I ain't shi'in ya. |
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i_teach_esl
Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan
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b/c this is so friggin hot, it's worth reposting:
| Gopher wrote: |
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Every guy,and i mean EVERY GUY that has ever tried to hit on me or even just talked to me has used the EXACT same structure. Once they know I am South American they either,
a) speak to me in broken spanish
"Ohh...Peruu....Y de don-dey ereis....Tu es muy bownita.
b) talk about the beauty of my country, people etc.
"Ohhh...Peruu...Machu Pichu right? I totally wanna like, backpack there." |
I haven't talked with you, then, mi amiga riquisima. I might have asked you about Vargas Llosa or Fujimori or perhaps Sendero, or, more likely, I'd have just querried you on how you like your hair pulled...suave o fuerte... |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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From a sitcom or something some years ago. "I'm hard. Are you wet?"
I have said the following to a girl before. Yes, it worked...
"Let's get out of here. I wanna get sweaty with you and look into your eyes while you come." |
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