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pegpig · Joined: 10 May 2005

Judging by yesterday's child's avatar, I'd say he/she needs help.

Actually, that's how I feel whenever I read most of TUM's/Corporal's posts.

guangho · Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:31 pm Post subject:

Hmmmm.....I have never

Been married
Been divorced (the two kind of go together)
Been to Africa
Been to Antartica
Been to South America
Been a director of a documentary
Been promoted to CEO of my very own hakwon
Been involved in a successful real estate transaction.
Owned more than three shares of stocks.
Lived in any place for more than three years since I turned 10.
Had sex on prom night.
Attended prom night.
Slept with a Korean woman.
Slept with a Dave's poster.
Slept with a Dave's poster who is a Korean woman.
Felt secure in my surroundings
Built a bridge over the river Kwai
Volunteered at an orphanage.
Written and published a book.
Had an honest-to-goodness like totally for real best friend.

On the other hand I have....

Explored the joys of narcissism. (See this post as an example.)
Climbed the Gamla.
Been kayaking.
Been to law school.
Won a swimming tournament.
Acted in movies.
Come thisclose to having a kid.
Fallen off a cliff in Yosemite.
Written down my demented ramblings and sold them as actual news.
Been called "nice"- a blasphemy if there ever was one.
Taught in a hakwon.
Eaten fresh deer meat with blueberry sauce.
Driven an SUV which did not, if you want to be picky about it, belong to me.
Lived and starved in New York.
Been deported from China.
Been in lust.
Been in (unrequited) love.
Been with women a foot taller than me.
Learned another language.

numazawa · Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: The Concrete Barnyard

died.

And that, my friends, is why I procrastinate, procrastinate, as if my life depended on it.

ubum · Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Location: Gwangju

guangho
[Hmmmm.....I have never]
[Slept with a Korean woman]

Really, how long have you been here. I think that��s darn near to impossible. I even see really really ugly and goofy looking guys with hot Korean women here.

And what happened in China?

bundangbum · Joined: 23 Aug 2005

guangho · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:36 am Post subject:

ubum · Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Location: Gwangju

I��ve been here since May, so I guess you have me beat on time. I think your crazy about the women not being hot here; I think a large percent of them are. But I agree with you about the chicas in Mexico, I almost got a job teaching prep kids Entrepreneurship there but it didn��t work out. That would have been awesome.

But I sitting on 4 notches on my bedpost so far and I��ve been with one girl for about the past 2 months monogamously. So, I guess I hit the ground running.

About China, I can understand how a simple mix up like that can happen.

guangho · Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:20 am Post subject:

Aww hell if it was all about getting notches on my bedpost....~logs off and breaks out the man won bills he will be using in Iatewon~

ubum · Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Location: Gwangju

Lol, I live out in the sticks, about 40 minutes from Gwangju. So, I��ve never been to Iatewon. I��ve NEVER visited any such establishment, but I do think the prostitutes here in Korea are way more doable than those in the States.

ubum · Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Location: Gwangju

And its not about numbers, I couldn't care less about that.

guangho · Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:42 am Post subject:

Nah I'm just saying that whenever I go there (a ghetto if there ever was one), they run out and try literally to snatch me off the street. Cuz I'm catnip to the ladies you know.
Also, most people here, of both genders, speak to you only when they want something from you which leaves me a smidgen disillusioned.

bundangbum · Joined: 23 Aug 2005

i have never been nice on the internet.

numazawa · Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: The Concrete Barnyard

itaewonguy · Joined: 25 Mar 2003

gypsyfish · Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Location: Seoul

Well ... I've never been to India.

(But I've been to Oklahoma.)