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pegpig

Joined: 10 May 2005
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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Judging by yesterday's child's avatar, I'd say he/she needs help.
Actually, that's how I feel whenever I read most of TUM's/Corporal's posts. |
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guangho

Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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Hmmmm.....I have never
Been married
Been divorced (the two kind of go together)
Been to Africa
Been to Antartica
Been to South America
Been a director of a documentary
Been promoted to CEO of my very own hakwon
Been involved in a successful real estate transaction.
Owned more than three shares of stocks.
Lived in any place for more than three years since I turned 10.
Had sex on prom night.
Attended prom night.
Slept with a Korean woman.
Slept with a Dave's poster.
Slept with a Dave's poster who is a Korean woman.
Felt secure in my surroundings
Built a bridge over the river Kwai
Volunteered at an orphanage.
Written and published a book.
Had an honest-to-goodness like totally for real best friend.
On the other hand I have....
Explored the joys of narcissism. (See this post as an example.)
Climbed the Gamla.
Been kayaking.
Been to law school.
Won a swimming tournament.
Acted in movies.
Come thisclose to having a kid.
Fallen off a cliff in Yosemite.
Written down my demented ramblings and sold them as actual news.
Been called "nice"- a blasphemy if there ever was one.
Taught in a hakwon.
Eaten fresh deer meat with blueberry sauce.
Driven an SUV which did not, if you want to be picky about it, belong to me.
Lived and starved in New York.
Been deported from China.
Been in lust.
Been in (unrequited) love.
Been with women a foot taller than me.
Learned another language. |
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numazawa

Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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died.
And that, my friends, is why I procrastinate, procrastinate, as if my life depended on it. |
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ubum

Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Location: Gwangju
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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guangho
[Hmmmm.....I have never]
[Slept with a Korean woman]
Really, how long have you been here. I think that��s darn near to impossible. I even see really really ugly and goofy looking guys with hot Korean women here.
And what happened in China? |
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bundangbum

Joined: 23 Aug 2005
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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peppermint wrote: |
Youve never flown first class, IG? I get bumped to business or first class fairly often, I think. I assume it's got something to do with collecting air miles. |
Who you have to sleep with to do that?
been banned from that other site. |
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guangho

Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:36 am Post subject: |
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ubum wrote: |
guangho
[Hmmmm.....I have never]
[Slept with a Korean woman]
Really, how long have you been here. I think that��s darn near to impossible. I even see really really ugly and goofy looking guys with hot Korean women here.
And what happened in China? |
8 months. I'm fresh off the boat as they say. It's simply that I do not consider most of the ladies here "hot". Oy if I could make the same dough in Mexico.......
Ahhh China. Funny you should ask. I was new to this wily trade called TEFLing and knew not the difference between tourist visas and work visas. Seems the former is not the same as the latter. Silly me. |
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ubum

Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Location: Gwangju
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:17 am Post subject: |
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I��ve been here since May, so I guess you have me beat on time. I think your crazy about the women not being hot here; I think a large percent of them are. But I agree with you about the chicas in Mexico, I almost got a job teaching prep kids Entrepreneurship there but it didn��t work out. That would have been awesome.
But I sitting on 4 notches on my bedpost so far and I��ve been with one girl for about the past 2 months monogamously. So, I guess I hit the ground running.
About China, I can understand how a simple mix up like that can happen. |
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guangho

Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:20 am Post subject: |
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Aww hell if it was all about getting notches on my bedpost....~logs off and breaks out the man won bills he will be using in Iatewon~ |
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ubum

Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Location: Gwangju
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:26 am Post subject: |
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Lol, I live out in the sticks, about 40 minutes from Gwangju. So, I��ve never been to Iatewon. I��ve NEVER visited any such establishment, but I do think the prostitutes here in Korea are way more doable than those in the States. |
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ubum

Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Location: Gwangju
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:28 am Post subject: |
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And its not about numbers, I couldn't care less about that. |
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guangho

Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:42 am Post subject: |
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Nah I'm just saying that whenever I go there (a ghetto if there ever was one), they run out and try literally to snatch me off the street. Cuz I'm catnip to the ladies you know.
Also, most people here, of both genders, speak to you only when they want something from you which leaves me a smidgen disillusioned. |
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bundangbum

Joined: 23 Aug 2005
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:59 am Post subject: |
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i have never been nice on the internet. |
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numazawa

Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:29 am Post subject: |
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ubum wrote: |
I think your crazy about the women not being hot here; I think a large percent of them are.
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I'm with you! Why, on another thread, a guy has even taken to calling them KOreans, though I think that monicker should be reserved for the true knockouts.
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About China, I can understand how a simple mix up like that can happen. |
Well, people might quibble over calling China a simple mix-up but I agree; it wouldn't be the first time a country like that happened, and it's not likely to be the last, either. |
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itaewonguy

Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:08 am Post subject: |
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guangho wrote: |
Aww hell if it was all about getting notches on my bedpost....~logs off and breaks out the man won bills he will be using in Iatewon~ |
IPAYWON |
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gypsyfish
Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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Well ... I've never been to India.
(But I've been to Oklahoma.) |
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