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yesterday's child · Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:03 am Post subject: the wish corruption game

the rules are as follows. a person makes a wish. the next person grants the wish, but with a twist, then makes a wish etc.

example: "i wish i would do really well on the upcoming test". then the next person grants the wish with a twist: "you will do so well on the upcoming test, that not only will you pass it, you will get 100% - including answering correctly on questions that were designed to be answered wrong. the prof. will then accuse you of cheating, and you will be expelled. "

then the person who granted the wish puts one of his own. get it? k, here goes.

i wish i had a better computer.

Free World · Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Location: Drake Hotel

You will get a computer that is so good that not only will it be better than your current computer in every way but it will also be able to tell the future. Your first prediction on the new computer will be that this game will not be as popular as the "picture a band" thread.

I wish weekends were longer.

yesterday's child · Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:14 am Post subject:

Gopher · Joined: 04 Jun 2005

You will go crazy on her skinny ass only to find out at the last minute that "she" has had the world's most successful transsexual/transgender operation...

I'd like to have Barbara Eden in her prime...that's a wish that contains millions of embedded wishes...

yesterday's child · Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:12 am Post subject:

whatthefunk · Joined: 21 Apr 2003 Location: Dont have a clue

i will grant you world peace, but it will come in the form of the antichrist who will kill and torture anyone who is not peaceful.

i wish for a pot of gold.

Gopher · Joined: 04 Jun 2005

You get a pot of chocolates, covered in gold wrappers.

I want my MTV.

yesterday's child · Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:38 am Post subject:

you'll get to watch MTV for the rest of your days, the macedonian television network based in Bulgaria.

i wish to shag the williams sisters in a phone booth.

Gopher · Joined: 04 Jun 2005

Shag to your heart's content...but a random police patrol shows up before you even get in, and you spend the rest of the night in jail, while the sisters are out on bail, shagging the cop who arrested you, for the rest of the night, indeed, well into the next weekend...

I want to be that cop.

whatthefunk · Joined: 21 Apr 2003 Location: Dont have a clue

okay, you are that cop. and you shag the sisters till next wednesday. but then you realize that one of them was actually a fat guy named tony and the other one had so many genital warts that you couldnt even make out her junk.

i wish for a never ending can of beer.

Gopher · Joined: 04 Jun 2005

It's all yours, but it's the beer from the second American Pie, and you have to drink it all...

I'd like to be a crime boss for a day or two, and "Gogo" will be my right hand...

whatthefunk · Joined: 21 Apr 2003 Location: Dont have a clue

sure, you become a crime boss for a day but there are only two ways to get out. you either have get get beat up by 40 really big guys with bats and chains, or you have to get the tip of your unit nipped with a rusty cigar cutter.

i wish i owned a bar.

Gopher · Joined: 04 Jun 2005

I can answer that one right now: I'll take the 40 dudes and the bats and chains.

You get your bar. It's a really popular gay bar.

I want a harem (of women; my women; and they love me unconditionally).

whatthefunk · Joined: 21 Apr 2003 Location: Dont have a clue

ill give you my harem. but be warned...i stole my harem from a really jealous middle eastern dictator. he has been trying to track them down ever since and he has sworn that he will torture the man who holds his harem for at least 15 years with a herd of gay, sexually deprived wildabeasts.

i wish for a trouble-free realtionship.

yesterday's child · Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:10 am Post subject:

you will have your trouble free relationship with your parole officer.

i wish to shag extremely tall, hot assed female twins while wind sailing.