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yesterday's child · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:55 am Post subject:

you'll get your diablo and it will hate your guts.

i wish i had a rocket launcher.

guangho · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:11 am Post subject:

You shall have your rocket launcher but your neighbors will squeal on you for possessing said rocket launcher, leading to your incarceration on the tropical island of Guantanamo.

I wish I was teaching virgins on the Virgin Islands for the same moolah i get in Korea.

JongnoGuru · Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep

And so you shall, but I'm afraid, young guangho, that they're all lethal, gun-toting, male virgins with an unshakable "kill whitey teacher" attitude. Oh, they're the gung-ho type, I guarantee you.

When I was much, much smaller than I am now, my mother made a chocolate cake for my birthday (my request). All my little friends each had a piece, and I had.... none. They'd eaten my entire cake before I could even taste it. I was emotionally scarred by that experience. I wish someone would make me a chocolate cake and I wouldn't have to share it.

guangho · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:27 am Post subject:

And so you will have your very own unshared chocolate cake but sadly you will need an electron microscope to see it. I wish the world could see that being gung-ho is the only way to be and reward me accordingly.

yesterday's child · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:27 am Post subject:

you get your chocolate cake and eat it too. but, everybody else wants a piece and become really pissed off at you. you mouth off to them throwing them into a violent rage where 2 of them grab the bottom of your legs, 2 hold your wrists and 1 grabs your head. they all pull really hard at the same time tearing your body apart.

i wish everyday was Christmas.

yesterday's child · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:29 am Post subject:

guangho · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:31 am Post subject:

Every day IS Christmas but you'll be living in Saudi Arabia so it doesn't count. I wish I were playing twister instead of working tomorrow.

yesterday's child · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:33 am Post subject:

twister it is but the only people around to play with are all crippled.

i wish i could wipe out world poverty.

JongnoGuru · Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep

You can wipe out world poverty, Yesterday. But you can't stop Koreans from farting so much.

Oh, how I wish someone could stop Koreans from farting so much.

yesterday's child · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:42 am Post subject:

guangho · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:45 am Post subject:

You'll do but everyone else will reach back and hug (and kiss) you simultaneously including random Koreans who may be lurking here. I wish I had a garden full of strawberries.

yesterday's child · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:53 am Post subject:

ahhh, strawberries! don't we all... you'll get your strawberries but they'll be Korean strawberries and you'll suddenly die from an unknown illness after eating them all.

i wish i could stretch my head between my legs so far that i could kiss my own ass.

guangho · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:03 am Post subject:

So you shall stretch your head that far but do to a tragic geographical error, you'll be kissing the ass of a wrinkled ajoshi. I wish i could fly.

yesterday's child · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:13 am Post subject:

and high you shall fly into the 63 building in yoido(sp?) bringing that eye sore down, baby.

i wish the aliens would invade and take me away to a planet where lived only young, sexy women and i was the only man responsible for knocking them all up and peopling the place.

guangho · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:46 am Post subject:

You will indeed be such a virile young stud until the individuals you have created via procreation turn out to be men in their own right thus bringing unwelcome competition. I'm hankering for a hot tub to soak in...