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I'm thinking of joining a cult.
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peemil



Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:22 pm    Post subject: I'm thinking of joining a cult. Reply with quote

Life just seems too difficult.

To many worries and concerns.

So, I thought to myself. Why not join a religious cult? Sounds good. You get your meals, you're taken care of and some of them hand around the ol' girls like there is no tomorrow.

Anyone got any suggestions?
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YES BROTHER.

The Church of Stop Shopping is ready to welcome you.

http://www.revbilly.com/
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Kwangjuchicken



Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:23 pm    Post subject: Re: I'm thinking of joining a cult. Reply with quote

peemil wrote:
Life just seems too difficult.

To many worries and concerns.

So, I thought to myself. Why not join a religious cult? Sounds good. You get your meals, you're taken care of and some of them hand around the ol' girls like there is no tomorrow.

Anyone got any suggestions?



How about that chicken rapture cult they were talking about on this forum a ways back?

And, the tradition for free range chickens has been one rooster for 40 hens. Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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peemil



Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
And, the tradition for free range chickens has been one rooster for 40 hens.


I like those odds... Even still I'd still probably struggle to score.
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Join one! The best part is you don't have to think at all - it makes my brain hurt. Rolling Eyes
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hogwonguy1979



Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: the racoon den

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah Christianity, biggest cult of them all. Especially the Pentecostalists.

Also heard the Raeleians were recruiting.

maybe Capt Porr can help you
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Son Deureo!



Joined: 30 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If your life has become too difficult you may want to consider the Church of Euthanasia. They have the cure for everything that ails you:

www.churchofeuthanasia.org


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Summer Wine



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: Next to a River

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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yeah Christianity, biggest cult of them all. Especially the Pentecostalists.


I have to disagree with you. But flame on or give your reasons. I am listening.
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's Rteacher?... we need a little feedback here from an enlightened one. Wink
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cruisemonkey wrote:
Where's Rteacher?... we need a little feedback here from an enlightened one. Wink

{ahem} What was that?
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desultude



Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: Dangling my toes in the Persian Gulf

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hogwonguy1979 wrote:
yeah Christianity, biggest cult of them all. Especially the Pentecostalists.

Also heard the Raeleians were recruiting.

maybe Capt Porr can help you


Yeah, just what I was thinking. Cool
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numazawa



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked

But... but... I thought Dave's was a cult. Isn't it?

Isn't it??!!!
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Puttin' on my purple robe and Nikes 'as we speak'... anybody got some Koolaid? Shocked
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:57 am    Post subject: Re: I'm thinking of joining a cult. Reply with quote

peemil wrote:
Life just seems too difficult.

Too many worries and concerns.

So, I thought to myself. Why not join a religious cult? Sounds good. You get your meals, you're taken care of and some of them hand around the ol' girls like there is no tomorrow.

Anyone got any suggestions?

If this thread had been started by jajdude, then maybe I'd take it seriously (though he might not the morning after).

But as soon as I saw "peemil" I knew it was troll behavour. Peemil, you're too cynical and individualistic to do anything of the sort.


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igotthisguitar



Joined: 08 Apr 2003
Location: South Korea (Permanent Vacation)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

numazawa wrote:
Shocked

But... but... I thought Dave's was a cult. Isn't it?

Isn't it??!!!


Technically speaking ... i say yes. Mostly secular overtones, although for those who worship and bow before the all powerful Dave & his wise "priestly" mod minions, something of a more perverse religious aspect i guess.

Culture is by definition composed of numerous cults. This little "virtual community" that we're a part of here simply maintains more of, while not exclusive to, an internet presence.
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