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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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My only weird encounter was in a washroom. Totally empty subway washroom. I was at the stall furthest from the door. Ajussi comes in. Sees the white guy taking a wizz, stands in the stall RIGHT next to me, and keeps eyeing my equipment.
(And Corporal married one of them.) |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:01 am Post subject: |
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At a previous gig, I'd run round a grassy park, pausing for pushups. An adjosshi wondered over to me and introduced himself as an English teacher.
His English was at the level (not good) that made this credible Was trying to assess him for a possible tieup for privates, so kept the conversation going over a week or two's meets.
One day, he suddenly advances and grabs my organs. I thrust him away, after a moment's deliberation, I asked him if he was gay. He says no.
Afterwards, as i had time to recount to myself all the chat, I became more and more furious.
I should have flung him down and ground his head into the earth. Wish I could have the time over again. |
This is more difficult to read than Ulysses.
Sparkles*_* |
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Free World
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Drake Hotel
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:23 am Post subject: |
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| mindmetoo wrote: |
| My only weird encounter was in a washroom. Totally empty subway washroom. I was at the stall furthest from the door. Ajussi comes in. Sees the white guy taking a wizz, stands in the stall RIGHT next to me, and keeps eyeing my equipment. |
That's happened to me too.
Perfect time to smile and say "the rumours are true." |
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shifty
Joined: 21 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:06 am Post subject: |
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| Sparkles, I wasn't gay-bashing, if it was that that brought your ill-tempered response. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:19 am Post subject: |
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| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
| shifty wrote: |
At a previous gig, I'd run round a grassy park, pausing for pushups. An adjosshi wondered over to me and introduced himself as an English teacher.
His English was at the level (not good) that made this credible Was trying to assess him for a possible tieup for privates, so kept the conversation going over a week or two's meets.
One day, he suddenly advances and grabs my organs. I thrust him away, after a moment's deliberation, I asked him if he was gay. He says no.
Afterwards, as i had time to recount to myself all the chat, I became more and more furious.
I should have flung him down and ground his head into the earth. Wish I could have the time over again. |
This is more difficult to read than Ulysses.
Sparkles*_* |
 I found it difficult, as well. Especially the second paragraph, with its randomly-placed capital letter/missing punctuation, mysterious French-looking word (tieup), and the use of a verb as a noun at the end.
Strange-ee. |
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fusionbarnone
Joined: 31 May 2004
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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I used to crash at a korean bathhouse over weekends that had thin mattress, blankets, rock pillow things, after a hard night of drinking. Pretty good at 3,500 won 24 hr crash pad and saunas included(especially the free drinking water).
Anyway, this joint came with moveable partitions and that was cool too, so, I'd build a fort.
However, I always noticed there seemed to be a lot of Korean guys sleeping in twos. Korean togetherness so I thought, and didn't bother to associate gay with it.
One night, some guy touched my leg and I told him to f@#$ off. Mistaken identity????
Now, saturday nights it seemed were always exceptionally busy. There were ajoshis looking for vacant spots(blankets and stuff) and this wasn't unusual until, I noticed some people(same faces) seemed to be having a tough time in finding a crash pad. Round in round in circles they went and, as the sleeping area was really large, I'd just assumed finding a place to sleep may have been difficult due to too many snoring drunks.
Than, one night I awoke (from behind my fort) at about 4 am and I looked over at a dark corner of the room and there were these two guys making out, one on top of the other. The lower part of the sandwich seemed to be pretending to be asleep while, his upstairs buddy seemed to have mistaken his a@#$$ for ice cream. Gross. Really gross.
Never went back there again.
Heard it closed down months later but not until I'd informed every Korean I knew in that particular city that practicing dong-chimites had their advanced social nites there.
Me being the only foreigner that knew about that place(never once saw another waygook) must have been really embarrassing to the average Korean on the street.
Gypsy Kings do have a following in the ROK after all. |
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Gopher
Joined: 04 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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| This is all very interesting with respect to the debate over whether homosexual behavior is genetically or culturally or socially explained...I wonder if these men would consider themselves gay or is it just something that goes on and is, for whatever reason, socially acceptable. |
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Veronica
Joined: 29 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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| I just hope that the 'breast-touchers' are a dying breed... |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Free World wrote: |
| mindmetoo wrote: |
| My only weird encounter was in a washroom. Totally empty subway washroom. I was at the stall furthest from the door. Ajussi comes in. Sees the white guy taking a wizz, stands in the stall RIGHT next to me, and keeps eyeing my equipment. |
That's happened to me too.
Perfect time to smile and say "the rumours are true." |
My comment to him, if I could have said it in Korean, would have been "Careful. It can smell fear." |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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There's a coffee commercial on tv with two guys who end up sitting rather close together in a tree, smiling at each other. It would never fly in the States. (All the coffee commercials I can recall seeing in Chile involved men and women in romantic situations.)
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Man I hate that commerical. Westlife plays in the background and it's sooooooooooooooooooo gay |
Are you talking about the commercial that has 'gay couple' written in Korean flashing across the screen?
http://english.chosun.com/w21data/html/news/200508/200508230017.html
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Last May, MBC drama ��Pounding Heart�� featured singer Harisu as a transgender character |
Now there's a stretch! I wonder what he/she did to prepare for the role.
Sparkles*_* |
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Swiss James
Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
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| Last May, MBC drama ��Pounding Heart�� featured singer Harisu as a transgender character |
Now there's a stretch! I wonder what he/she did to prepare for the role.
Sparkles*_* |
shaved? |
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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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| shifty wrote: |
At a previous gig, I'd run round a grassy park, pausing for pushups. An adjosshi wondered over to me and introduced himself as an English teacher.
His English was at the level (not good) that made this credible Was trying to assess him for a possible tieup for privates, so kept the conversation going over a week or two's meets.
One day, he suddenly advances and grabs my organs. I thrust him away, after a moment's deliberation, I asked him if he was gay. He says no.
Afterwards, as i had time to recount to myself all the chat, I became more and more furious.
I should have flung him down and ground his head into the earth. Wish I could have the time over again. |
WTF? Did he give you an explanation as to WHY he grabbed your balls? Why would somebody do this if they aren't gay? Damn, that's so nasty... Sounds like he'd been cruising you for a few days. |
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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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I used to crash at a korean bathhouse over weekends that had thin mattress, blankets, rock pillow things, after a hard night of drinking. Pretty good at 3,500 won 24 hr crash pad and saunas included(especially the free drinking water).
Anyway, this joint came with moveable partitions and that was cool too, so, I'd build a fort.
However, I always noticed there seemed to be a lot of Korean guys sleeping in twos. Korean togetherness so I thought, and didn't bother to associate gay with it.
One night, some guy touched my leg and I told him to f@#$ off. Mistaken identity????
Now, saturday nights it seemed were always exceptionally busy. There were ajoshis looking for vacant spots(blankets and stuff) and this wasn't unusual until, I noticed some people(same faces) seemed to be having a tough time in finding a crash pad. Round in round in circles they went and, as the sleeping area was really large, I'd just assumed finding a place to sleep may have been difficult due to too many snoring drunks.
Than, one night I awoke (from behind my fort) at about 4 am and I looked over at a dark corner of the room and there were these two guys making out, one on top of the other. The lower part of the sandwich seemed to be pretending to be asleep while, his upstairs buddy seemed to have mistaken his a@#$$ for ice cream. Gross. Really gross.
Never went back there again.
Heard it closed down months later but not until I'd informed every Korean I knew in that particular city that practicing dong-chimites had their advanced social nites there.
Me being the only foreigner that knew about that place(never once saw another waygook) must have been really embarrassing to the average Korean on the street.
Gypsy Kings do have a following in the ROK after all. |
Building forts is cool =) |
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shifty
Joined: 21 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, in the cold light of day I see my post was poorly written. I was in a condition at the time.
The episode still rankles and I felt the impulsive need to add my two cents. |
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