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I am waiting until marriage, thank you. |
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6% |
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I don't really like sex. Let's talk. |
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5% |
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I enjoy sex (including all sorts of activities, not just intercourse) |
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63% |
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I enjoy sex, but think of intercourse as the important thing. |
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8% |
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Sex is my reason for living. |
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12% |
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I'm a neuter. |
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3% |
[ 2 ] |
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Cedar
Joined: 11 Mar 2003 Location: In front of my computer, again.
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject: Yet Another Sex Thread... |
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This poll is for Babayaga so she can see that in fact most people enjoy sex.
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numazawa

Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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Of course I had to say that "sex is my reason for living," because without it I wouldn't even be here. Or so I've been told.
Let me say also that I'm very proud to carry on the tradition myself.
(Confusingly, there was no simple option of "Yes, please.")
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The evil penguin

Joined: 24 May 2003 Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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Wheres the poll for I'd like to have sex but due to a general defective personality and horrible body odour have resigned myself to attempt binary fission if and when i choose to reproduce? |
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ulsanchris
Joined: 19 Jun 2003 Location: take a wild guess
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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a good bath with a lot of soap will fix your bad odor. |
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The evil penguin

Joined: 24 May 2003 Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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ulsanchris wrote: |
a good bath with a lot of soap will fix your bad odor. |
what about the personality disorder? |
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Freezer Burn

Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Location: Busan
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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The evil penguin wrote: |
ulsanchris wrote: |
a good bath with a lot of soap will fix your bad odor. |
what about the personality disorder? |
Dr Ruth says I'll be alright, but she's pretty sure your farked |
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Maserial

Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Location: The Web
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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Finally, a poll about sex which gives us the option of neuter. Box of Pepero coming your way, Cedar.
(Two, in fact.) |
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Cedar
Joined: 11 Mar 2003 Location: In front of my computer, again.
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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Maserial, do you need my address, or is this personal delivery and you need directions? |
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the_beaver

Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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It's fun and sometimes even better than watching hockey or football, but all that emotional stuff people attribute to it is just dumb. |
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numazawa

Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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There you have it, straight from the beaver's mouth.
Just curious: How did it compare with those wings of yours? Sorry to say, I never had the pleasure (the wings, I mean), but I heard good things. Some even said that they beat a poke in the eye, which by some definitions would still count as sex. |
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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numazawa wrote: |
There you have it, straight from the beaver's mouth.
Just curious: How did it compare with those wings of yours? Sorry to say, I never had the pleasure (the wings, I mean), but I heard good things. Some even said that they beat a poke in the eye, which by some definitions would still count as sex. |
*muffled giggles* |
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deessell

Joined: 08 Jun 2005
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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Where is the option on the poll for "sex with yourself".
As my mother used to say......If you want a job done properly you have to do it yourself |
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crazylemongirl

Joined: 23 Mar 2003 Location: almost there...
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:37 am Post subject: |
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sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's still pretty good. |
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numazawa

Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:32 am Post subject: |
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crazylemongirl wrote: |
sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's still pretty good. |
This is true, except that, with sex, "all-dressed" is not a popular option; whereas "cheesy" usually works better on the pizza (depending on chemistry, of course).
But, yes, either way you can usually look back and say, "It's been a slice." |
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paperbag princess

Joined: 07 Mar 2004 Location: veggie hell
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:17 am Post subject: |
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sex is better than pizza. |
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