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Yu_Bum_suk
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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I'll take Babayaga on a date to a museum, art gallery and the symphony if she promises not to talk about her ex-bfs.
Fat chance. |
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joe_doufu
Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere
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| Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:36 am Post subject: |
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| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
I'll take Babayaga on a date to a museum, art gallery and the symphony if she promises not to talk about her ex-bfs.
Fat chance. |
Why would you bother going out with a chick who's pre-emptively ruled out blowjobs? |
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guangho
Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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| I'm afraid. Very, very afraid. Thank all that is holy or unholy that I'm not a woman or gay!! |
Nah, we know this thread is just a sign that these guys have a "quirky" sense of humor. I've met a ton of people from this site and in general, they're less confrontational, and more attractive than their posts would have you believe |
Ahhh...you haven't met me lass. |
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numazawa
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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| Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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| joe_doufu wrote: |
| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
I'll take Babayaga on a date to a museum, art gallery and the symphony if she promises not to talk about her ex-bfs.
Fat chance. |
Why would you bother going out with a chick who's pre-emptively ruled out blowjobs? |
And, speaking of blowjobs... How is it that we're allowed to name the act of sucking a cock but not the cock itself? A bit kinky, that... |
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joe_doufu
Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere
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| Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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| numazawa wrote: |
| And, speaking of blowjobs... How is it that we're allowed to name the act of sucking a *beep* but not the *beep* itself? A bit kinky, that... |
Man, don't draw attention to it. Lord knows the mods are going to notice and it'll be bleeped by tomorrow. |
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EFLtrainer
Joined: 04 May 2005
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| Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| joe_doufu wrote: |
| Why would you bother going out with a chick who's pre-emptively ruled out blowjobs? |
The Sadist: Vee khan twain you! *snap!**crack!**pop!* 
The Masochist: Hurts so good! (Learning process; doing without.)
The Nice Guy: It's OK, I love you for just being you. 
The Dominator: Yeah?! Yeah?! Well, get your a$$ in here... !!
The False Prophet: I can change you're mind. You just haven't met the right guy yet.
The Eternal Optimist: Hey, everything else is great. I won't miss it. Besides, maybe she'll change her mind...
The Player: I'm not marrying her, right? I'll just turn....
The Denialist: Yes, she does. She's just weeding out the players.
The Artist: Yeah, but when I do this...
The Sage: In ten years...
The Naive Knave: Huh?
Joo: She's eeeeevil!
gopher: Let me get my stats on that...
desultude: I hear what you're all saying...
fiveeagles: What Joo said, but more nicely. Read verses...
rteacher: What fiveeagles said, but just read this one verse... ...well, I wouldn't say she was evil, but...
igotthisguitar: It's all a conspiracy. Go to www.bucktoothedbabes.com...
mithridates: Never had it, never will. 
Summer Wine: This cheek or that cheek? Turn it whe... hey!!
Babayaga: Eeeewww...!!!!
Bush: Well, I'm here to tell ya we've got a lot of work to do... but we'll, we'll, uh... we'll ah... Dick? What was that we were gonna do? Oh, yeh, raight...  Well, them were my New Orleans days, ya know... Don't remeber them too well...
(Sorry, everyone. Couldn't resist... made me laugh when the Joo quote caqme to, then just got out of hand. Also, sorry, I just don't know ya well enough to fit everyone in... and I probably am too far off with a few, if not all. All in fun!!!  ) |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Ummmmmmm............................................................. ok. Maybe later I will post something right now I am to busy laughing, and trying to clean the coke spray off mycomputer. |
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Yu_Bum_suk
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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| joe_doufu wrote: |
| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
I'll take Babayaga on a date to a museum, art gallery and the symphony if she promises not to talk about her ex-bfs.
Fat chance. |
Why would you bother going out with a chick who's pre-emptively ruled out blowjobs? |
Why, for the high-brow intellectual conversation that I'm sure's commensurate to what she writes on the net. |
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Veronica
Joined: 29 Aug 2005
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Seeking any man with a sense of humour that a sober woman will appreciate. Caring, sensitive to my feelings when I am completely irrational with him for no apparent reason, albeit there are 103 reasons. Plus a man that would sooner want me to go out and get hammered, go to a singing room and puke my guts out in a taxi on the way home, while he stayed home and drank a glass or two of nice cold wine, whilst doing his nails and giving himself a facial.
PM me if you think you fit all of the above criteria. |
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PolyChronic Time Girl
Joined: 15 Dec 2004
Location: Korea Exited
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If I were single, all I'd ask is that a guy post a pic of his nekkid self. I like what I see, I call 
If I were single, all I'd really write about myself is that I'm not hideous looking and not that crazy. My only quirk is that I hate flying in an airplane and I am scared of clowns. |
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joe_doufu
Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere
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| Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:02 am Post subject: |
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| PolyChronic Time Girl wrote: |
| My only quirk is that I hate flying in an airplane and I am scared of clowns. |
I'm scared of airplanes, and I hate flying clowns! |
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Babayaga
Joined: 28 May 2005
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| Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:45 am Post subject: |
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| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
| joe_doufu wrote: |
| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
I'll take Babayaga on a date to a museum, art gallery and the symphony if she promises not to talk about her ex-bfs.
Fat chance. |
Why would you bother going out with a chick who's pre-emptively ruled out blowjobs? |
Why, for the high-brow intellectual conversation that I'm sure's commensurate to what she writes on the net. |
I would date Yu_Bum_Suk. Why? For the high--brow intellectual conversation that's he's so obviously interested in, judging by the posts that he replies to(including this one!). I would just love to have the kind of date that poor Korean girl had with him and be submitted to the same type of condescending and judgemental treatment. I just love self--important megalomaniacs. |
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