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Red
Joined: 05 Jul 2004
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| Coming back from Busan with my girl on the KTX. We were just sitting there, leaning on each other, looking at the countryside pass by, saying nothing because we knew we didnt have to say anything to each other. |
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fiveeagles
Joined: 19 May 2005
Location: Vancouver
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| Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:30 am Post subject: |
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i don't remember her name
i don't remember where i was
i don't remember what we did
All i know is i woke up in the morning sore all over... |
Sounds like you know more about gorillas then romance! 
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Romance.
What a crock. |
Sounds like you are a bit jaded?
i think one of the most romantic things I have done was take my gf to the castle in Puerto Rico. Has anyone been to PR? It's amazingly beautiful. Dangerous, but beautiful. |
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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:38 am Post subject: |
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| Sounds like you are a bit jaded? |
Nope.
Realist. |
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Pligganease
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...
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| Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:22 am Post subject: |
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| I find that the deepest thing in Korea is the pool of BS in the OP. |
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fiveeagles
Joined: 19 May 2005
Location: Vancouver
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:38 am Post subject: |
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In a world full of beauty, how can romance not exist?
Have you ever kissed under a moon?
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Have you ever made love to a beautiful woman days on end?
Have you ever wanted someone that it hurt so bad?
Have you ever been in love? |
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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:55 am Post subject: |
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| fiveeagles wrote: |
| Have you ever kissed under a moon? |
Done even better than that.
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| Have you ever gone skinny dipping? |
Who hasn't?
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| Have you ever made love to a beautiful woman days on end? |
I don't make love. But I have had sex for days on end.
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| Have you ever wanted someone that it hurt so bad? |
Every time I pop wood when the old boy is trying to point upwards but the pant leg is keeping him downwards.
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| Have you ever been in love? |
Doesn't exist. |
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Corporal
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:17 am Post subject: |
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Have you ever made love to a beautiful woman days on end?
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As if her looks have anything to do with how good the sex is. But no, guys aren't shallow.  |
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ChimpumCallao
Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom
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dude...DAYS on end?? Your weiner would fall off or all that friction would start a fire!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND five eagles.....i thought you were a devout christian...it's all fine and well for us heathens to bump uglies until they fall off...but isn't hypocrisy even a worse sin than fornication?? |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:16 am Post subject: |
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| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND five eagles.....i thought you were a devout christian...it's all fine and well for us heathens to bump uglies until they fall off...but isn't hypocrisy even a worse sin than fornication?? |
What if he was referring to his wife? Making love to his lawful wedded? Why would that be hypocritical? And as for how long, as far as I know, Christians don't have time limits, do they?
(okay, really now.... do we?  ) |
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EFLtrainer
Joined: 04 May 2005
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:08 am Post subject: |
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The deepest thing in life is the Mariannas Trench.
The deepest thing in the heart or soul? Now that we could discuss.
Just being krunky. |
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ChimpumCallao
Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:28 am Post subject: |
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[quote="JongnoGuru"]
| ChimpumCallao wrote: |
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND five eagles.....i thought you were a devout christian...it's all fine and well for us heathens to bump uglies until they fall off...but isn't hypocrisy even a worse sin than fornication?? |
What if he was referring to his wife? Making love to his lawful wedded? Why would that be hypocritical? And as for how long, as far as I know, Christians don't have time limits, do they? |
LOL! You know what...that people having sex would be married didn't even OCCUR to me. embarrasing.
so uh, five eagles, carry on. don't start any fires. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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The deepest thing in life is a woman's love for shopping, which always seems to be of greater depth than her man's pockets. 
PS. I know, ladies. I'm going to burn in that specially warm corner of hell that is reserved for men like me.
Then again, there is no heaven or hell.  |
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fiveeagles
Joined: 19 May 2005
Location: Vancouver
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| LOL! You know what...that people having sex would be married didn't even OCCUR to me. embarrasing. |
Yeah, I was refering to my wife and it is worth waiting for.
Regardless, here are a few verses to shock you heathens.
Song of Solomon 7
1 How graceful are your feet in sandals, O queenly maiden! Your rounded thighs are like jewels, the work of a master hand. 2 Your navel is a rounded bowl that never lacks mixed wine. Your belly is a heap of wheat, encircled with lilies. 3 Your two b.r.e.a.s.ts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. 4 Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are pools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bath-rab'bim.
Oh, may your breasts be like clusters of the vine, and the scent of your breath like apples, 9 and your kisses like the best wine that goes down smoothly, gliding over lips and teeth. 10 I am my beloved's, and his desire is for me. 11 Come, my beloved, let us go forth into the fields, and lodge in the villages; 12 let us go out early to the vineyards, and see whether the vines have budded, whether the grape blossoms have opened and the pomegranates are in bloom. There I will give you my love. 13 The mandrakes give forth fragrance, and over our doors are all choice fruits, new as well as old, which I have laid up for you, O my beloved.
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| dude...DAYS on end?? Your weiner would fall off or all that friction would start a fire! |
Proverbs 5:18 - Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth,
Generally, fountain in this context would mean weiner. And guess what, God blesses your weiner for sex.
It's kind of funny, but before my wife and I were married, we took pre-counseling. My wife knew the pastor, but I didn't. At one point in the lessons, I asked the pastor to bless my fountain, because I didn't want to make it obvious. Well, he blessed my fountain for a few minutes and then proceeded to tell us of how God is releasing a fountain in the church.
Yeah, maybe you didn't find that too funny or maybe too crude, but the point is this. Sex was ordained by God!!!  |
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ChimpumCallao
Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:42 am Post subject: |
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Have you ever made love to a beautiful woman days on end?
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As if her looks have anything to do with how good the sex is. But no, guys aren't shallow. :roll: |
well it kind of takes the passion out of the lovemaking when she's got a paper bag over her noggin'. |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:36 am Post subject: |
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Have you ever made love to a beautiful woman days on end?
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As if her looks have anything to do with how good the sex is. But no, guys aren't shallow. |
well it kind of takes the passion out of the lovemaking when she's got a paper bag over her noggin'. |
Everyone keeps assuming things about that one line by fiveeagles. Corporal, how do we know that he didn't mean beautiful on the inside? Hey, if RachaelRoo in a now-deleted thread would have us believe that she meant the expat males she was dissing (for judging woman based on looks) were overweight on the inside -- as Mith delightfully pointed out -- then I say we must give fiveeagles the benefit of the doubt here. That he wasn't talking about beauty in terms of mere looks. (but yeah, I do think she must have been hot as well. days on end? had to be hot)
Chimpum, what guy could even be with a girl they found as physically repellant as that? So, while Corporal is right -- good looks don't guarantee good sex at all -- I would have to think ugliness would almost guarantee no sex....at all. |
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