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[The Man known as The Man]

"When that sweet, sweet beer hit my tongue, I was born again!"-Homer


in response to the above statement"Hallelujah!"-Lovejoy

and


"There's more to being a minister than not caring about people"-Reverend Lovejoy

[gdimension]

Homer, on being told (by Marge or Lisa) that he doesn't eat enough fruit:

"But, my donut had purple stuff inside, and purple's a fruit!"

[billybrobby]

Moe: Oh, boy! The deep fryer's here. I got it used from
the navy. You can flash-fry a buffalo in forty seconds.
Homer: Forty seconds??? But I want it now!

Wiggum: Ok, here's the plan. We're gonna lure the thief under this giant net.
Lou: And then we're gonna drop the net on him, right chief?
Wiggum: [thinks for a moment] I like it. I like it a lot!

Sea Cap'n: 'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless eating machine, Arr.

[HBOMB]

Homer explaining to Bart some facts of life

"Trying, is the first step to failure"

[manlyboy]

I like Lenny and Carl.

*Homer driving by with Ned Flanders*

Homer: I'M DRIVING WITH NED FLANDERS, AND HE'S MY FRIEND!

Lenny: Wasn't that Homer? What was he sayin'?

Carl: I dunno...somethin' about bein' gay.


*Mr. Burns as a suspected alien*

Mr. Burns: I briiing you looooove!

Lenny: It's bringing love! Don't let it get away!

Carl (wielding a club): BREAK IT'S LEGS!

[Freezer Burn]

I LOVE THE SIMPSONS

*Homer and Flanders driving in the snow they run over something*

FLANDERS: You hit something

HOMER: Hope it's Flanders

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HOMER: He didn't give you gay did you?

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MARGE: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
HOMER: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

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HOMER: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

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HOMER: Well, what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of... No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
MARGE: Go crazy?
HOMER: Don't mind if I do!

[hameltoe]

Homer on the phone to Marges sister.

" Hi Patty, how are you? uh- ha, uh-ha, listen shut up for a second"

"I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was"

"that's it back to Winnipeg!"

[flambastic]

You are all forgetting about the great duffman. Two beauties from the same episode......

"Duffman is thrusting in the general direction of the problem."

and

"What would jesus do?"

[jajdude]

Homer to Bart and Lisa: "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

Homer to Bart: "If something is hard to do it's not worth doing."

Homer: "Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

Homer at the dinner table: "That's it, you've stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college."

[antoniothegreat]

mmmm, forbidden donut...

[Freezer Burn]

Forgot this gem

HOMER: Stupid sexy Flanders

[Dan The Chainsawman]

SAXAMAPHONE! SAXAMAPHONE!!!!

[billybrobby]

[DirtySanchez]

Homer: I call the big one "bitey"

[PEIGUY]

Homer:

Beer:The Cause of, and Solution To All Life's Problems..