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mithridates



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:14 am    Post subject: Why not teach primates everything? Reply with quote

Just a thought: since chimps, gorillas and some other primates are capable of learning sign language and simple reading, why is there no push to educate them all? Why not educate them all? Is it just an idea that few people would consider or is it actually scary?
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Ya-ta Boy



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's all about return on investment. Koko never had anything all that interesting to say once she learned to communicate.
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rapier



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the contrary, I think we should learn from them.

They have managed to live for millinia longer than us without destroying the planet, after all.

There is a bird called the bar tailed godwit. it can migrate 14000km without stopping to eat or rest, after being abandoned by its parents, and arrive at exactly the same right location, without ever having made the trip before. And without a compass or map. And yet our modern civilisation values it as worthless and is busy trashing its feeding and nesting grounds.
Humans have infinitely more to learn from nature than they from us. Problem is we're destroying it rapidly before we get the chance to find out.
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mithridates



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rapier wrote:
On the contrary, I think we should learn from them.

They have managed to live for millinia longer than us without destroying the planet, after all.

There is a bird called the bar tailed godwit. it can migrate 14000km without stopping to eat or rest, after being abandoned by its parents, and arrive at exactly the same right location, without ever having made the trip before. And without a compass or map. And yet our modern civilisation values it as worthless and is busy trashing its feeding and nesting grounds.
Humans have infinitely more to learn from nature than they from us. Problem is we're destroying it rapidly before we get the chance to find out.


Exactly. I'd love to hear from them and hear what their perspective is. Considering how good an eagle's sight is, for example, and that it only takes 10x binoculars to see the moons of Jupiter, they could just look up and see the whole system with their naked eye. And a few hundred times more regular stars than we do. I wonder what that looks like.
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Ya-ta Boy



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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On the contrary, I think we should learn from them.


Yes, I'll bet the bird-brained birds have eons-worth of stories to tell.

Yep, yep, yep, so I was a eatin' a worm and um, well, like this big slithery snake came up like outa the grass and I done like flew away. Yep, I did. Now was that like before or after I like found that string thing that I put in my nest? Hmmm...let me like get back to you on that.

I can't wait for the movie version. It'll be a block-buster.

The whales and some of the dolphins may, MAY, have something to say. Koko pretty much proved that the apes had no more to say than a dull 6 year old.

Romanticizing the animals does them no good.
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mithridates



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't forget though, that even with the intelligence of a six-year old some of them will be talking about concepts we've never imagined before. I got the idea when Hater Depot posted on my board about how it's been found that monkeys have accents too, depending on the region. I'd love to hear a monkey talk about those uppity sub-tropical folk and their snooty way of screeching. Okay, so you can use sticks to know if water is safe or not and we don't know how to do that, big deal. Rolling Eyes
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The Bobster



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ursula le Guin wrote an excellent short piece on this theme a decade and a half ago, called "The Author of the Acacia Seeds and Other Extracts from the Journal of the Association of Therolinguistics."

If you can find it online, tell me. I just looked. Gotta buy a book. About 8 pages, as I recall. Bought the whole anthology full of other authors based on what she wrote in the first three pages of a short story. I laughed, I cried, I kissed 5 bucks good-bye ...

The punchline is this : the "author" is an ant separated from his colony by the sudden loss of the pheromone trail that would guide him back to the hive - and if we could read it, the scent-messages he leaves as he struggles in isolation from his society would constitute poetry more profound than Keats looking at a Grecian urn, and move us far more than anything scribbled by Sartre or Camus in some tobacco-laced Parisian cafe.

Yata, you SURE Koko never said anything interesting ... or is it possible we weren't listening?
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Gord



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rapier wrote:
On the contrary, I think we should learn from them.

They have managed to live for millinia longer than us without destroying the planet, after all.


Most, if not all, have been on the scene for the same length of time as us or less. The primates that were out and about before us pretty much have long since ceased to be either through environmental changes or competition.
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Ya-ta Boy



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The punchline is this : the "author" is an ant separated from his colony by the sudden loss of the pheromone trail that would guide him back to the hive - and if we could read it, the scent-messages he leaves as he struggles in isolation from his society would constitute poetry more profound than Keats looking at a Grecian urn, and move us far more than anything scribbled by Sartre or Camus in some tobacco-laced Parisian cafe.

Yata, you SURE Koko never said anything interesting ... or is it possible we weren't listening?


The farther down the evolutionary scale you go, the less consciousness there is and the more blind instinct there is. Kind of like a teeter totter. One goes down and the other goes up.

Ms Le Guin writes science fiction. The stress should be on 'fiction'. There is no indication that what is going on in an ant's brain is any more sophisticated than, "Gotta follow that trail. Gotta tote that bread crumb. Hmmm...where is the damn trail?" Chances are, they are not much more conscious than a rock.

I'm all for inter-species communication to the degree it is possible. I just don't get dewy-eyed and sentimental about it.

When nothing is known, all things are possible in a fantasy world. Think about how new parents dream about the baby...writing best-selling literary masterpieces at 3, a musical prodigy playing at Carnegie Hall at 6 and curing cancer at 12. Then the kid turns out to have a tin ear...well, scratch the musical prodigy dream. The kid hates to read...well, scratch the literary career.
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rok_the-boat



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It has been proven that you can teach chimps a certain amount but that they reach a barrier in terms of moving towards more advanced communication. It seems their brains can only be programmed (by us) to go so far, which is of course, no further than they are already at. However, if we constantly teach them they will slowly evolve and may one day think just like us if we stick at it for another million years. Except, we will have destoryed ourselves by then and instead, any survivors will have long since gone back to swingin' in the trees.

Dolphins - I think they have the same opinion about us. If we stick at it, we might catch them up in a million years, or so. If some smart alec ever decodes what they are saying to us, the first message will say is - stop fishing.


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Ya-ta Boy



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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the first message will say - stop fishing


That's far more likely than them saying, "Ha, ha. We figured out the value of pi a thousand years before you did!"
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Leslie Cheswyck



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's been done, mith. Just look at all the IT majors swarming about. Laughing

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fiveeagles



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yep, yep, yep, so I was a eatin' a worm and um, well, like this big slithery snake came up like outa the grass and I done like flew away. Yep, I did. Now was that like before or after I like found that string thing that I put in my nest? Hmmm...let me like get back to you on that.


haha.

Scripture has a few thoughts on the subject.

"Go to the ant, you sluggard; consider its ways and be wise! It has no commander, no overseer or ruler, yet it stores its provisions in summer and gathers its food at harvest" (Proverbs 6:6-Cool.

(Job 12:7-10 the message) 7"But ask the animals what they think--let them teach you; let the birds tell you what's going on. 8Put your ear to the earth--learn the basics. Listen--the fish in the ocean will tell you their stories. 9Isn't it clear that they all know and agree that GOD is sovereign, that he holds all things in his hand-- 10Every living soul, yes, every breathing creature? 11Isn't this all just common sense, as common as the sense of taste? 12Do you think the elderly have a corner on wisdom,

that you have to grow old before you understand life?
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