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A Borat of my very own

 
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:54 am    Post subject: A Borat of my very own Reply with quote

Please tell me this is a prank. Somebody please please tell me this guy isn't real. If he sends me another message, I'm tempted to reply. If you're allergic to bad spelling, you may want to avert your eyes...



Compared to males his age:
He's less old-fashioned
He's less loving

My self-summary:
iam very good man loking to friendship and relationship with women to get afun time with thim and me and i like adating time with them and i like to do my hoppies watshing tv and swimming and reading and see afootball match in tv i kwno asex is important thing in alif and this coming in free time with others to do

What I'm doing with my life:
no thing only iam asingular and i know that is feelin with alon to body and hi come to fil and compelet his decriesing with geting some of changes in his life to compelet hih decriesing things one of them by geting time with women in laid and ithink this an american styl in life

I'm really good at:
iam really good at my work and and in administrat my life styl

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me:
iam asingul and ican go to do any thing to help them if it is disimpossible to do

My favorite books, movies, music, and foods are:
literatur sex dance rice

The SIX things I could never do without:
car love truth honesty sex dating

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
my future

On a typical Friday night I am:
free

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here is:
sex and dating

You should message me if:
itis possible
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Personally, I don't see why you didn't snap this guy right up after his first message.
Quote:
He's less old-fashioned
He's less loving


What more could a woman want? Not as old-fashioned as other guys his age AND he's less loving. That means he doesn't confuse sex (which he mentions several times) with love. That's so inconvenient.

I say, "Go for him, kermo!"
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waggo



Joined: 18 May 2003
Location: pusan baby!

PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which prison is he in?
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canuckistan
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Joined: 17 Jun 2003
Location: Training future GS competitors.....

PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
no thing only iam asingular and i know that is feelin with alon to body and hi come to fil and compelet his decriesing with geting some of changes in his life to compelet hih decriesing things one of them by geting time with women in laid and ithink this an american styl in life


Translation: I've been watching a lot of Hollywood movies with all those loose women in them and I wants me some of that!!
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joe_doufu



Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere

PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:11 pm    Post subject: Re: A Borat of my very own Reply with quote

kermo wrote:
Please tell me this is a prank. Somebody please please tell me this guy isn't real. If he sends me another message, I'm tempted to reply. If you're allergic to bad spelling, you may want to avert your eyes...


Oh dear Kermo, every time *I* go into Yahoo chat to practice one of my foreign languages I get half of the men in Pakistan trying to chat me up. I can only imagine what it must be like for a woman!
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hypnotist



Joined: 04 Dec 2004
Location: I wish I were a sock

PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i like to do my hoppies

What more could a frog want?
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



see, this is obviously a webcam picture, so he's pressed the button- this has come up on his screen, and he's thought
"Yes, that theone"
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