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Shooter McGavin · Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Location: ROK

It was easy for me to pick up my girlfriend. She kept inviting me over to cook me filet mignon (she doesn't eat beef) and to watch hockey (she hates hockey). She did all the work in building up the interest, then all I had to say is "wanna date?" This seems to be the ideal method for me.

rapier · Joined: 16 Feb 2003

Interesting post kermo.

But remember you're referring to Korean Guys.

They have no clue about how western women think, or how to behave in general.
They never have to hone their women skills, they are from a male-dominated society where women have been subdued to bow to them howver they behave. They never learn to identify with women, or chat them up.. Why bother when you can simply have your family arrange a marriage, or force women to do what you want through physical violence.
Women are dependant on men in this society. and its rigged to remain that way.
If a guy wants a woman..all he has to do is get a company job and women will want him out of economic necessity.
No need to develop your witty or seductive persona..no need to learn what women like or what turns them on...no need to sympathise with them or anything else....

You just buy them-either at the whorehouse or by right of having a high paying job. No social skills required.

n3ptne · Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Location: Poh*A*ng City

Greatest pickup line is no pickup line.... but when I must, theres one that has never failed to atleast get a smile and a polite "no" (well, mostly), and I must say that I'm quite the genius for inventing it:

Excuse me, is it OK if I hit on you?

See... the truth of the matter is that NO ONE, maybe not even God himself, knows how Western women think... at times I have toyed with the concept that they actually don't think, that their decision making process is derived from some other form of brain activity yet discovered by medical science... and the beauty of the line is that it tricks them, subterfuge, and sleight of hand. It makes them "think", "[radio garble]...well if I say yes I'm encouraging him, and if I say no I'm making it obvious that I'm not, but I have to say No politely or I'll look like a bitch...[more radio garble]"

It's brilliant! I read an article once that the average woman (I imagine Western woman) decides, perhaps subconsciously, whether or not she'll have sex with a man (or woman, its 2005 afterall) within 5 minutes of meeting him... and with this system you can tactfully weed out the lead zeppelins and not waste any more time trying to get them to fly.

And when a woman does respond impolitely? I call her a bitch and walk away Smile

It's great being me.

...actually did that once, only to have her turn red in the face, stop me, profusely apologize, and offer to buy me a drink all the while explaining how she wasn't one, but was having a bad day...

Kwangjuchicken · Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:29 pm Post subject:

I bet this one would not work.

A gay man is in a bar. He walks up to a lady. Then he says to

her, "Wow you are so hot, but I am gay."

Laughing

n3ptne · Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Location: Poh*A*ng City

Satori · Joined: 09 Dec 2005 Location: Above it all

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

joe_doufu · Joined: 09 May 2005 Location: Elsewhere

Do you wash your clothes with Windex(tm)? Because I can sure see myself in your pants.

JeJuJitsu · Joined: 11 Sep 2005 Location: McDonald's

Pickup lines that fail? Anything Joe_Doufu says to a female.

Hollywoodaction · Joined: 02 Jul 2004

"Hi, my nic is Joo Rip Gwa Rhhee on Dave's. What's yours?"

tacon101 · Joined: 31 Oct 2005 Location: seoul

have to say it's much easier to laugh off and turn down a pick up line than the creepy guys who come up and flat out

'what is your name?'
'can we be friends can i know you?'

just on the street...i mean it's tough to say no i can't be your friend...then i'm just another white bitch

Chow · Joined: 24 Nov 2005 Location: Cheongju

My buddy and I used to live across the street from a seriously cute, cool, girl (well, young woman.) He got to know her a little while I had always admired her from afar. One night at our local bar I was waiting for a drink and he tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Have you met ***** ?"

I turned around and there she was, in all her her glory. I literally said "blaaa-ooo" instead of hello but I recovered with a Ralph Wiggum classic, "My cat's breath smells like catfood."

She thought it was hilarious. My buddy was pissed because she and I talked for the rest of the night. I wouldn't count it as an actual "pick-up" since nothing developed from the situation . . . .

tardisrider · Joined: 13 Mar 2003 Location: Seoul

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"