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| Psychotic Koreans Driving on Highway at Night with Headlights off. |
| Should be shot. |
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61% |
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| Should be hanged. |
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27% |
[ 5 ] |
| Should be gassed. |
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11% |
[ 2 ] |
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Pyongshin Sangja
Joined: 20 Apr 2003
Location: I love baby!
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 Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:53 pm Post subject: Koreans Driving on Highways at Night with Lights Off |
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| My new number one with a bullet. |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:26 am Post subject: |
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It's pretty common in other parts of the world too. Apparently there is a tradition passed down from father to son which engenders a strong disbelief in the power of a car's alternator to power the lights.
What really sucks is when you are unknowingly coming head-on to one of the bastards and in a friendly gesture they decide to alert you of their presence by rapidly flashing the highbeams from 50 meters away. So there you are- temporarly blinded by highbeams but intensely aware of an imminent collision less then a second away and said car, having warned you that it is in the vicinity, has gone back into blackout mode. What do you do (aside from crapping your pants)? Swerve? Go straight? Slam on the brakes and skid?
Now having put your question in proper context, it becomes clear that the correct answer is one which is not reflected in your poll: The Chinese solution. Bullet to the head and then hunt down the family and make them re-imburse you for the cost said bullet (and a new pair of jockey shorts when and where neccessary).
It has to be done this way- for the children. |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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| Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:46 am Post subject: |
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| Capital Punishment is against Canadian values. |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:06 am Post subject: |
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Canada is not a real country.
And besides, people in Canada drive around with headlights on even during the day- for the children. |
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peemil
Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa
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| Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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Apparently there is a tradition passed down from father to son which engenders a strong disbelief in the power of a car's alternator to power the lights.
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And you expected more with anything bearing the Hyundai stamp? |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Actually my example comes from Syria (and the cars in question were those ubiquitous [at least for the Middle East] weather-beaten mercedes). But I'm sure the terror/anger is the same regardless. |
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Mr. Pink
Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: China
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| Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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| The Man known as The Man wrote: |
| Capital Punishment is against Canadian values. |
I am a Canadian. I am 100% FOR capital punishment. I think the reason it is anti-Canadian is some of those corrupt politicians are afraid they might be the ones getting the bullet!
I voted for the bullet. It is fast, quick, and costs the least amount of money. |
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SuperHero
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Location: Superhero Hideout
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| Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Bulsajo wrote: |
The Chinese solution. Bullet to the head and then hunt down the family and make them re-imburse you for the cost said bullet (and a new pair of jockey shorts when and where neccessary).
It has to be done this way- for the children. |
I would suggest doing in the whole family this way their DNA is removed from the gene pool |
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Pyongshin Sangja
Joined: 20 Apr 2003
Location: I love baby!
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| Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Wow. Seems like death by firing squad hasn't lost it's appeal. |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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| Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Mr. Pink wrote: |
| The Man known as The Man wrote: |
| Capital Punishment is against Canadian values. |
I am a Canadian. I am 100% FOR capital punishment. I think the reason it is anti-Canadian is some of those corrupt politicians are afraid they might be the ones getting the bullet!
I voted for the bullet. It is fast, quick, and costs the least amount of money. |
No and no.
Paul Martin's Liberals are the personification of Canadian values. Don't believe me-ask any left-leaning donkey.
However, hanging is the preferred option. |
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