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Johnny Pro Korea · Joined: 19 May 2005 Location: A flophouse north of Seoul

Hey guys....I need some help. Some of my adult students think some of the euphemisms for ma.sturbation in English are hilarious (i think one of the housewives heard a few while watching a porno). I know a couple but would greatly appreciate anyone who can help me compile a list. Thanky, spanky.

the_beaver · Joined: 15 Jan 2003

http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms.html

Newbie · Joined: 07 Feb 2003

choking the chicken

(I wonder how long this thread will last)

Faron · Joined: 13 Jan 2006

One the men can use: Deep Muff Diving

manlyboy · Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:18 pm Post subject:

I remember this one from a Ben Elton novel: "Playing the one string bass".

And heard this from an old man at the pub: "Giving the ferret a run".

Faron · Joined: 13 Jan 2006

Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine

Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops

LMAO....who comes up with this stuff?

Any normal guy and girl call it foreplay. Smile

Mashimaro · Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: location, location

jerkin the gherkin

giving the ferret a run

Xerxes · Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:35 pm Post subject:

Choke the chicken
Rook my bishop
Knight my squire
Touch my monkey
Spank my one-eyed-trouser-snake (or stiff one-eye)
Spam my ham I am
Finger the goods
Free Willy
There are only two things in this world that smell like tuna; one of them is tuna.

One of my colleagues when I worked at a high school asked me in a confused state, "What does it mean when someone says to me, 'Did you enjoy yourself?' And so many people in America ask me that." He said everyone from the milkman to the fire chief asked him that question smilingly as if talking about the weather.