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billybrobby · Joined: 09 Dec 2004

This is one of the "make the wackiest caption" contests. Look at this photo and, uh, make a wacky ass caption. I'll go first.

"Although he initially found the trick amusing, Kim Jong Il later ordered the magician and his family to be shot."

RACETRAITOR · Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea

(1994)

"Okay, now everyone draw a straw. Whoever gets the short one, you're our next leader."

Qinella · Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib

"And here we have a protocol of our very first Korean-made sex toy. Let's see.. who would like to try it first?"

Swiss James · Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai

"So this is what the comrades eat? I wouldn't touch that shit with a barge pole!"

HapKi · Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL

"Beloved Leader, you have been eating too much of this (holds up left hand), so we will have to probe with this (holds up right hand).

ulsanchris · Joined: 19 Jun 2003 Location: take a wild guess

and then we tickle our anuses with these.

schwa · Joined: 18 Jan 2003 Location: Yap

Woman in blue not amused.

Fat Sam · Joined: 05 Dec 2005 Location: Gyeonggi-do

" We, the North Koreans, have developed the world's finest muff-tickler! We need a volunteer to demonstrate it's incredible effects."

(Check out the girl in the blue)

Mills · Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Location: Incheon

Col.Brandon · Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Location: Seoul

I have this life-sized model of some big, hairy Western fingers. As you can see, a metal chopstick would need to be this big for a Westerner to be able to manipulate it.

denverdeath · Joined: 21 May 2005 Location: Boo-sahn

The revered, esteemed, and extremely handsome Dr. Hwang was quoted as saying, "First, we will tickle you with these, the finest of the finely genetically engineered wheat crops of the North. As I know, you immensely enjoy being tickled, dear one. Then, we will each use one of these delicately refined and specifically engineered stainless pointing devices to point at the leader of the true axis of evil and chant, 'Monkey bah-boh! Monkey bah-boh! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeh-rong!'...all in the interest of science and world peace, of course."

Tiberious aka Sparkles · Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!

"First, nuclear missiles; now, Wheatabix! The North shall rise again!"

Sparkles*_*

crazykiwi · Joined: 07 Jun 2003 Location: new zealand via daejeon

"c'mon! c'mon kimmy! you're next! tickle tickle tickle!!"

khyber · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction

north koreans officials have developed the first robot that can feed the people and tommy whip them.

Swiss James · Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai

it really annoys me that he hasn't taken his (woman's) jacket off- he knew the photographers would be there, and it can't be that cold in a lab.