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capebretoncanadian

Joined: 20 Feb 2005
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:09 am Post subject: |
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In order to understand egalitarianism you need to realize that everything is controlled by eskimos made up of short eskimos with help from the Metis.
The conspiracy first started during the Great depression in disneyland. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the moon landing.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the chewing of their fingernails.
They want the L.A. riot Republicans to imprison resisters in Texas using pickup trucks.
In order to prepare for this, we all must begin eating babies. Since the media is controlled by Stephen Harper we should get our information from eagles and the confederacy. |
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Bulsajo

Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:25 am Post subject: |
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Holy Crap! He said "Eskimos"!!!!
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On the other hand
Joined: 19 Apr 2003 Location: I walk along the avenue
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:34 am Post subject: |
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In order to understand Wayguk paranoia you need to realize that everything is controlled by a multi-level sales scam made up of dreadlocked Canadians with help from the 7 princesses.
The conspiracy first started during the last pot bust in Busan. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Dr Hwang's stomach ache.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by posting softcore k-porn.
They want to castrate the Toronto "artsy" crowd and imprison resisters in your last hagwon using an adjosshi's scooter.
In order to prepare for this, we all must say "zed" not "zee". Since the media is controlled by Dangun worshippers we should get our information from the Raelians. |
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