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EFLtrainer
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 Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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| ...buckyballs... maybe is what you were after... |
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krats1976
Joined: 14 May 2003
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| Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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| EFLtrainer wrote: |
| ...buckyballs... maybe is what you were after... |
Eeeeeeeeeexactly.  |
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keithinkorea
Joined: 17 Mar 2004
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:33 am Post subject: |
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Very good efforts people. I have you all beaten however with my classic ode to alliteration:
'Tall thin Turgid Tim takes the time to tape thirsty toads tepid hmm 'BOLLOCKS' to tiny turqoise toy tin tractors'! I use this in class sometimes when teaching phonics. It's a good exercise in the 'T' sound and its varients.
How'd you like dem apples 
I can't believe that test1cles is seen by dave's prude filter as a rude word! I wonder if I can say 'bollocks'?
That's demented I can 'bollocks' is a far ruder word than testicl@s 
BTW. T aka S is an excellent poster and is up there with mysterious delta rays as one of the most interesting posters around these parts. Great alliteration as opposed to illeration and a good satiricesque post. |
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keithinkorea
Joined: 17 Mar 2004
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:31 am Post subject: |
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| keithinkorea wrote: |
Very good efforts people. I have you all beaten however with my classic ode to alliteration:
'Tall thin Turgid Tim takes the time to tape thirsty toads tepid hmm 'BOLLOCKS' to tiny turqoise toy tin tractors'! I use this in class sometimes when teaching phonics. It's a good exercise in the 'T' sound and its varients.
How'd you like dem apples
I can't believe that test1cles is seen by dave's prude filter as a rude word! I wonder if I can say 'bollocks'?
That's demented I can 'bollocks' which is a far ruder word than testicl@s Can you imagine having a sexual health problem if Dave ruled the world? 'Hey Doc, I think I may have bollock cancer' sounds weird.
BTW. T aka S is an excellent poster and is up there with mysterious delta rays as one of the most interesting posters around these parts. Great alliteration as opposed to illeration and a good satiricesque post. |
Can we say testicular? Woo hoo! yes we can! |
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Lemonade
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:38 am Post subject: Re: Newbie, you don't know the half |
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| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
It's all a blatant and bodacious lie. With vociferous versimilitude, I will vaporiize the humungeous hubris of you human heathens. You live a life of lies, a lying leprous lethargic broth chock full of lentils and...lies.
You people. You conveniently claim to comply with no coercion. I bet you're from Saskatchewan, or maybe New Dehli. That's what the myriad majority of these manifold malcontents manifest. Mannix. You think you know, but you don't. Telling untrue thruths and verifiable falsehoods. You can claim to capitulate the creation of cohesiveness, but clearly you are covert cannibals consuming canabis under a cloak of casuality.
Formaldehyde.
Life is bigger and bolder than this balderdash board. You here are spinning a spinster's spin-thing into spineless, spurious space. I like watermelon on a hot summer day. Plenty of glucose. 70% of the human body is water. 70% of the world is water. But in this grave and grievous graveyard of growing grossness, grown men gather and grotestquely gripe greatly. Tungsten.
Newbie, you don't know the half. You think you have a lot of worth? To them you're worthless like a worm wearing a walkie-talkie. This is the gospel to the worrisome will-o-the-wisps welcoming war and weaponry through words. These bored and bellicose boardmasters are belying the belief that they behold a beneficent bond between barriers bordering on a bastion of ballyhooed barnacles.
Egg yolk.
Where is your pride, your pugnacious, persistent power? Let freedom ring. No longer strap yourself to the silliness and slavery of serfdom. Emancipate yourself, newbie.
Be a spoon, instead of the spooning, Satan-worshipping spoon haters.
Live like a lion lying in the lap of life, licking the last lazy lactose left to lap.
Tiberious aka Sparkles. |
Some people have WAY too much time on their hands. You know there are more things to do in Korea than to make up this type of .... and post it here. Get a life.... for real! |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:57 am Post subject: Re: Newbie, you don't know the half |
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| Lemonade wrote: |
| Some people have WAY too much time on their hands. You know there are more things to do in Korea than to make up this type of .... and post it here. Get a life.... for real! |
It took me less than 10 minutes to write, at around midnight, just before I retired for bed. I hope it wasn't lost on you that the post was satire. For real!
Sparkles*_* |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:00 am Post subject: |
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| keithinkorea wrote: |
| BTW. T aka S is an excellent poster and is up there with mysterious delta rays as one of the most interesting posters around these parts. |
Thank you kindly, good sir.
Sparkles*_* |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:22 am Post subject: Re: Newbie, you don't know the half |
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| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
It took me less than 10 minutes to write, at around midnight, just before I retired for bed. I hope it wasn't lost on you that the post was satire. For real!
Sparkles*_* |
Don't stop posting- ever. Seriously. |
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Xerxes
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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| keithinkorea wrote: |
Very good efforts people. I have you all beaten however with my classic ode to alliteration:
'Tall thin Turgid Tim takes the time to tape thirsty toads tepid hmm 'BOLLOCKS' to tiny turqoise toy tin tractors'! I use this in class sometimes when teaching phonics. It's a good exercise in the 'T' sound and its varients.
How'd you like dem apples
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This alliteration, it's not like a teen kid just learning just now how to choke his chicken. Volume and frequency only, don't help. It's more like how often, how much and how well balanced. Otherwise, it's just mental gymnastics, just training, just concentration, but definitely not art. And, them words be art, pilgrim. Hey, but whada I know~  |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:43 am Post subject: Re: Newbie, you don't know the half |
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| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
It took me less than 10 minutes to write, at around midnight, just before I retired for bed. I hope it wasn't lost on you that the post was satire. For real!
Sparkles*_* |
What do you want, a medal? |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:27 am Post subject: Re: Newbie, you don't know the half |
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| Junior wrote: |
| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
It took me less than 10 minutes to write, at around midnight, just before I retired for bed. I hope it wasn't lost on you that the post was satire. For real!
Sparkles*_* |
What do you want, a medal? |
I'd prefer a free box of cereal (Cinnamon Toast Crunch), but a medal would be pretty sweet, too.
Nice hat.
Sparkles*_* |
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