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LL Moonmanhead · Joined: 21 Mar 2005 Location: yo momma

Scared the *beep* out of me. That's it for me, after tonight, no more reading.

sojukettle · Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Location: Not there, HERE!

Yea, reading sure can be detrimental to your health.

Choose your next material with more care. Wink

pegpig · Joined: 10 May 2005

Alcohol abuse is horrible. Just a couple of things to keep in mind to help:

1. If it's beer in the freezer make sure you take it out before it freezes. Actually if you can get it out juuuuusssst before it freezes, it'll be perfect.

2. Don't drink and drive. A spilt drink is irreplaceable.

3. Never smash a full bottle. That's perhaps the worst abuse possible.

4. Don't pour alcohol down the drain the morning after a rough night. Go back to sleep. Sleep it off. Go for a walk. You'll need that booze later.

There are more, but these are just a few to get you started.

P.S. Hey what happened to the Hingis' thread. Sometimes I wonder. Sometimes.

canuckistan · Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:48 pm Post subject:

cruisemonkey · Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:17 pm Post subject:

Tonight I'll be too inebriated to read. Wink

pegpig · Joined: 10 May 2005

Well, that was strange. I clicked on my link and got this message,

"The topic or post you requested does not exist". Yet, it does. It does exist. I will sleep well tonight afterall.

Swiss James · Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai

If I could think of anything better to do with the time between midnight and 6am on Friday and Saturday nights, I would give up drinking.

LL Moonmanhead · Joined: 21 Mar 2005 Location: yo momma

As explained by Cliffy in Cheers :-

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

The Cosmic Hum · Joined: 09 May 2003 Location: Sonic Space

"Cheers"...one of the greatest T.V shows ever produced...well...up until the last couple of seasons anyway.
Made for some great comic relief...some of the Norm one-liners were sweet.
Happy Korean New Years!...Cheers!