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[captain kirk]

This guy's great. He reminds me of this guy I knew who thought he was a genius, a great writer. And did lots of crazy things like great writers are supposed to do like throw typewriters out of apartment windows, etc.

Here, let me try. Here's my 'Alpha Epsilon Speaks' announcement, haha.

(To be read in a booming voice like the voice of God)'And know this, newbie, that although you may think you are somebody you are nobody, and cannot fool yourself or those around you (especially me!) for I am the Shadow. Yes, the Shadow (isn't that scary! heehee). I know you think you're good, but know this...that you are very not good. Very (much so!) really not good. And mediocre, too. Not even worth mentioning, really. And I won't shut up about this. I cannot. Your mediocrity, newbie, fascinates me. I am a moth to the flame drawn to your mediocrity, newbie. And I just will not nor cannot shut myself up about, you know, stuff. This and that. (ahem, continuing back to booming voice). And remember, newbie, the Shadow knows all (just about everything, really) for written in the sky are my letters (really booming voice)...Alpha Epsilon!!!!!'.

Cool! I want to be Beta Max or something.

[jacl]

I want ALL!

[Bulsajo]

Sinister and cold above the slime, Newbie

Evil and green within the tomb
I seduce big knives over the air
Awaken, Newbie, awaken! The end has died
We are misty beyond the flowers
We breed splintering graves about the wind
Heavy! The bitch never ends
Sinister and cold above the slime
I swallow quaking monsters about the slime
Tighten up your wig, Newbie! The stink has come
penniless unseeing
walking out of the world
an old passport
With what hopes
the witness
look for landmarks
while the crowd watched-
you, Newbie, YOU.

[jacl]

For thou art the passing of the licorice beast, newbie
Cass beer and Korean cigarettes will contribute to your untimely death