idealjetsam
Joined: 28 Sep 2005
Location: Starting up and stopping.
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 Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:16 am Post subject: Re: Who knows a good blog and Picture combo that's not block |
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| The Great Toad wrote: |
Ok this is not about my pride- it's about teaching men and women in the "Way of the Toad."
I have collected piles of pictures of myself patting cute little kids and hugging enthralled college girls. I got some nature stuff too. And as you know I am nothing if not a font of wisdom err boredom....
...This is vital for my pride - how are unknown ESLER New Zealand big shouldered skin dive MTB chicks gonna find out about me if I don't have a blogspot which I can link to all their favorite sites? I need to get one that is not blocked in Korea too otherwise I won't be able to let my K buddies see it.
Any suggestions are welcome- Korea needs to know about ME! |
I errrr visited hmmmm your ahhhh oohhh errr hmmmm ahhhhh blog. Really errrr well ahhhhh written. I especially enjoy your innovation of reducing punctuation to four stalling interjections. Cretin.
Are you the stupidest person on the planet?
For certain you are a key element in the source and perpetuation of negative attitudes toward foreign teachers in Korea: You really are a hakwon teacher who wears track pants and a sweatshirt to class and then walks around the streets asking kids and young girls to take photos with you afterwards, aren't you? (Not to mention expressing your fetish through allusion to The Lord of The Rings.)
Some quotes:
The Mighty Han river I rolled over while a gentle Lass relaxed reading in some Foreign eerrr her native language, that seems to be a problem encountered here all too often many of the books are written in the native language which I can only read very slowly, they need to Use the Language of the Jeju Conqueror - Ingles eerrr no not Hernando Cortez Espanola mmm I mean umm English. I suppose it all comes from them being in Asia and all...
Hmmm And what would the day be without some parents asking me to hug their children for a photo... I was glad to oblige and of course had them take one with my picture too... I wonder if the parents will put it online line too... Maybe they will ttile it: "Also during our Christmas Vacation in Seoul we met a Large but Very Kind and Friendly Fat Bear, the kids thought he was nice though."
Hmmm yes let's continue on the Happy Belly Theme... Who could Please me More than a kind Donut Clerk who smiling sold me Donuts and then gave me a friendly hug. May she live long and see a Heaven even Greater than a Chocolate Honey Coated One where the stomach never weeps...
Yet another triple girl hug, these poor University Girls looked as Cold as they were Cute so I was glad to help out a bit with a warm hug, sadly they had no chocolate or honey...
Mmmm what have we here but two Fine young University Lasses given a Friendly Embrace by the Visiting Lord of Jeju:
Ha ha I found Elves in the KOEX strange I thought they had all left the world of men long ago to go across the Sea...
And there is no doubt I think this 21 year old KOEX clerk belongs in Lothlorean with the rest of the Fey gentle Folk:
And for the climax, my favorite:
And for the Climax we have a Waitress I confused with Cindy Crawford ... they do some advanced biomedical work in Korea maybe this is Clone errr no no she just a Biggeddy Bigggedy Bomb Smokin Lady and umm she seemed to smart too she was very fluent speaking Korean...
Jesus Christ. I mean, some people are ignorant and stupid. But Jesus Tapdancing Christ. |
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