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The "ASK ITAEWONGUY" thread
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SweetBear wrote:
What do you do with a drunken sailor/
? Wink

well im neither a female or a gay sailor! so you can get those thoughts out of your head! amd im surely not going to Put him in bed with the captain's daughter , becuase she is mine!
and I aint shaving anyones belly..
so what would I do? I would leave him where he lays!
Laughing
while I go take care of the captains daughter! Razz
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EFLtrainer



Joined: 04 May 2005

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Itaewoguy, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick.... in 1.2 seconds?
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EFLtrainer



Joined: 04 May 2005

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?
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EFLtrainer



Joined: 04 May 2005

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, and who's on first?
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manlyboy



Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia

PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If a train departs Busan for Seoul at 13:00 travelling at 60 miles an hour, and another train departs Seoul for Busan at 13:45 travelling at 50 miles an hour, where and at what time will the trains cross?

Oh yeah, and why do men have nipples?
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

EFLtrainer wrote:
Itaewoguy, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick.... in 1.2 seconds?


A peck!


EFLtrainer wrote:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?


no he wasnt..


EFLtrainer wrote:
Oh, and who's on first?


naturally Laughing


manlyboy wrote:
If a train departs Busan for Seoul at 13:00 travelling at 60 miles an hour, and another train departs Seoul for Busan at 13:45 travelling at 50 miles an hour, where and at what time will the trains cross?



who cares!

manlyboy wrote:

Oh yeah, and why do men have nipples?


dont they feel good when they are licked Laughing
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jacl



Joined: 31 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who stole my kimchi?
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peemil



Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why is it, that when I see the girl behind the counter at the newsagent, I think about head-butting her- Liverpool kiss style?
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Bo Peabody



Joined: 25 Aug 2005

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does Jamie Carragher possess the strongest Scouser accent ever?
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Maserial



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Itaewonguy,

Are you available for birthday parties and bar mitzvahs?
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

peemil wrote:
Why is it, that when I see the girl behind the counter at the newsagent, I think about head-butting her- Liverpool kiss style?


first of all, didn't you like that I knew about the video you of that boy? I mean come on!
that was class man!!

and why you want to headbut a girl? simple! becuase if you see one more stupid WOMAN in this country that makes no sense what soever! you just want to head but her! you are not alone buddy!!

Bo Peabody wrote:
Does Jamie Carragher possess the strongest Scouser accent ever?


I'm a manU fan! so I couldnt give a toss about liverpool and the people in it! Laughing
if you ask me they sound like chipmunks on ACIDS!

Maserial wrote:
Dear Itaewonguy,

Are you available for birthday parties and bar mitzvahs?


Ill be here all week!! Wink

barmitzvahs? you seen any jewish folk around here?
but I do ADOSI soju nights! Laughing
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schwa



Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Yap

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Itaewonguy revealed?
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Hobophobic



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Location: Sinjeong negorie mokdong oh ga ri samgyup sal fighting

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could you produce a portrait of yourself using the influences of Picasso, Frank Miller, Coop, and HR Gieger?

...and how do they get the Caramel inside the caramilk bar? Shocked
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Reflections



Joined: 04 Jan 2005

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Itaewon guy, why was this thread started to begin with?
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tiger fancini



Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who is Mike Jones?
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