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How to dump your waeguk boyfriend. By cute K-gal
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Junior



Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:29 am    Post subject: How to dump your waeguk boyfriend. By cute K-gal Reply with quote

I've been trying for weeks to break up with him, but he thinks that he can actually avoid it, as if he has any say in the matter. The coward.

For example, when I told him yesterday, Kevin, I've forgotten how you smell. Its a sign.

read more here:
http://summersetreview.org/03winter/quake.htm
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow. I'm speechless.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
It��s a bitch driving in Los Angeles when it rains. I��m almost at the end of the wet onramp when the car fishtails, and I flex my arms into the steering wheel


Stopped reading there. Soo J. Hong, my pretentious ass brands you not worth reading!

Sparkles*_*
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Mills



Joined: 07 Jan 2006
Location: Incheon

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hollywoodaction wrote:
Wow. I'm speechless.


I'm not, that sucked.... there's another few minutes I'll never get back. Thanks.
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I rather liked it.
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can someone just post a short paragraph labeling the author with a little critisicm sprinkled on top please? I'm in too much pain to click on that link and I'd like to have a good laugh tonght. Please?
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IchiTK



Joined: 02 Feb 2006
Location: on my way...

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree with the tow truck driver.
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can garuntee you no one will actually read the whole thing. I'm surprised I got as far as I did.
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tzechuk



Joined: 20 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yu_Bum_suk wrote:
I can garuntee you no one will actually read the whole thing. I'm surprised I got as far as I did.


I read the whole thing..
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tzechuk wrote:
Yu_Bum_suk wrote:
I can garuntee you no one will actually read the whole thing. I'm surprised I got as far as I did.


I read the whole thing..


Double wow.
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SPINOZA



Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No way I'm reading that sh1te.
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shortskirt_longjacket



Joined: 06 Jun 2004
Location: fitz and ernie are my raison d'etre

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The sheer arrogance of my lover is astounding. He doesn��t get it. It��s my decision. It��s always been mine. Not his. Whether we start or stop.


Whose arrogance?

I couldn't read anymore after this:
Quote:
Does he think a mediocre architect with a soft belly, a harelip, and a lisp is a catch?
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Junior



Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have to apologise for posting that, hahahaha Laughing

However..I do just think some of you may have overlooked a few gems.


Quote:
"make him squirm in front of his colleagues, take him to Starbucks, slap him when he tries to console me."


Quote:
" ..As if people haven't died over things like that. Slanty eyes. Curly black hair."



Quote:
Yellow fever is like any other. It breaks with time.
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EFLtrainer



Joined: 04 May 2005

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

shortskirt_longjacket wrote:
Quote:
The sheer arrogance of my lover is astounding. He doesn��t get it. It��s my decision. It��s always been mine. Not his. Whether we start or stop.


Whose arrogance?

I couldn't read anymore after this:
Quote:
Does he think a mediocre architect with a soft belly, a harelip, and a lisp is a catch?


Does someone who is doing "a mediocre architect with a soft belly, a harelip, and a lisp" think they are a catch?
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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

shortskirt_longjacket wrote:
Quote:
The sheer arrogance of my lover is astounding.


Whose arrogance?

I couldn't read anymore after this:
Quote:
Does he think a mediocre architect with a soft belly, a harelip, and a lisp is a catch?



kiwiboy, that cracked me up real good
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