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kathycanuck
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Location: Namyangju
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 Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:40 am Post subject: Favorite "Famous Last Words" |
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A couple to start you off....
"I wonder where the mother bear is?"
"What does "flammable" mean?"
"It's OK, the power's off." |
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Mashimaro
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: location, location
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| Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:42 am Post subject: |
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| I don't need a condom, she is a good church going korean girl |
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seattlespew
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:53 am Post subject: |
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billybrobby
Joined: 09 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:11 am Post subject: |
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Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900 |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:32 am Post subject: |
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According to Trivial Pursuit, JFK:
"My god, I'm hit!" |
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thorin
Joined: 14 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:49 am Post subject: |
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| seattlespew wrote: |
This one is actual:
At the Battle of Gettysburg, the second-highest general in the Union army, who probably would have suceeded Mead when Mead was fired, was up on his horse behind a line of his troops which were arrayed facing the Confederates. About one mile separated the two forces. His officers urged General Reynolds to get down from his horse due to the risk of being picked off by a bullet. He said "from this distance they couldn't hit a barn!" whereupon he was immediately hit by a lucky long range shot, and died. |
I thought he said they couldn't hit an elephant at that distance. Anyway this thread is OT. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:46 am Post subject: |
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"A truck?!"
"Check this out..."
"I wonder what this wire does..." |
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diver
Joined: 16 Jun 2003
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| Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:16 am Post subject: |
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| Hold my beer and watch this! |
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lawyertood
Joined: 17 Jan 2003
Location: Seoul, Incheon and the World--working undercover for the MOJ
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| Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:30 am Post subject: |
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| What's the worst that could happen? |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:24 am Post subject: |
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"What's the answer?"....
(no response from the people in the room)
...."In that case, what is the question?"
Gertrude Stein
(as reported by Alice B. Toklas, of brownie fame) |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:25 am Post subject: |
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| "Sorry, I thought you were a woman." |
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