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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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There are certain things that God never intended to exist:
Perpetual Motion Machines
'Zonkeys' (half zebra/half donkey)
This Bi-Curious Train Wreck
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Porter_Goss
Joined: 26 Mar 2006
Location: The Wrong Side of Right
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| Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:55 am Post subject: |
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From RAMA;
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| but material pleasures pretty much boil down to various forms of gross and subtle sex life. |
Speak for yourself, chum. I can assure you that my sex life is neither gross nor subtle (whatever that means). Many will attest to this, but I'm not inclined to name names. |
Did any of them have eight arms and a halo of glowing light about their heads?...  |
No, thank Christ. Why would anyone want to have sex with an eight-armed woman? If it was appendages I was interested in, I'd *beep* an octopus. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks HardandTiny
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| I get what seems like a lot of tele-marketing solicitations. I've found that blurting out random phrases, "hwa-jang shil odee a yo" or "say wa chu say yo" has them hanging up fast and they usually don't call back. In the past I got really annoyed at the way many people would call, hear a foreign voice and then just slam the phone on my ear so now I always answer "Yo-bu-say-yo?"...and always say "yea" a lot,,,"yea yea yea, neh yeah neh neh, ajoshee, neh neh neh" it relaxes me. |
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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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| Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:05 am Post subject: |
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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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That painting with the tiger hugging the elk is possibly the best thing I have ever seen.
I want it on a T-shirt.
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ddeubel
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
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I''m laughing my ass off......"rteacher, if that is high art, I have some land in lolabridgeda to sell you...."
DD |
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Lizara
Joined: 14 Apr 2004
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:47 am Post subject: |
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| If this was the other board I'd wickedly enhance your rep and donate a few bucks. |
Which one?
There are many levels.
The secret handshakes just get stickier with the degree of onanism. |
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Smee
Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do
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| Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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From http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=55246&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15
"Koreans and Alone Time"
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| My theory is that Koreans need to be round other people or they shut down. On the bus, subway, on the street in a library - if they're not with a friend or on the phone in contact with a friend then the shut down and fall asleep...just look in any public place when a Korean is truly alone...ker-plunk!...asleep. |
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| Hahaha.. yeah, like they're somehow taught only to be stimulated by interaction with other humans... sorta like those dolls that dont do anything until you press their bellys, at which time they say, "mommy". Except Koreans say, "are you married?".... |
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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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Background Information: Slimfast drinks
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"Koreans drink this 5-grain powder stuff. I'm not sure what it's called, but they all seem to think it's healthy. However, I don't think it comes in any flavors other than nasty."
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Troll_Bait
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)
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Background Information: Because phpBB : Critical Error. Could not connect to the database is getting worse, not better, some of us are experiencing not only an increasing number of double posts, but triple posts, quadruple, and more.
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and still sorry my computer hates me and so does the evil critical error.
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 Miss Jade has no patience itchy submit finger
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Rteacher
Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:33 am Post subject: |
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| You can mine a fricken fortune in notable quotes in response to my posts (check out "moldy rutabaga's post on the "Evolution question..." thread in this forum...) |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:31 am Post subject: |
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| You can mine a fricken fortune in notable quotes in response to my posts (check out "moldy rutabaga's post on the "Evolution question..." thread in this forum...) |
Yeah, since you just referenced it, I'll do the laywork and post it. It's pretty damn good:
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mmm.. prevailing common denominators of mundane secular meat-head fare...
Ken:> |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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On the Other Hand, debunking neo-con rhetoric in the Current Events Forum:
"Of course, they used to tell us that the foreign fighters sneaking into Iraq were the ones responsible for all the chaos and violence that was ruining Iraqi democracy. Now they're telling us that foreigners sneaking into Iraq pose about the same threat as Mexicans sneaking into the USA."
- OTOH
It was simply too good to stay hidden and buried in the CE forum.
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?p=764454&highlight=#764454 |
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Xerxes
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently
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| Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:19 am Post subject: |
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From "I think my K-Gf has had an extracurricular liasion..."
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| Man I make a post about how I don't like staying with my parents and people gangrape me about being immature and rude... you get on talking about your girlfriend's flow and what a post-ejaculate vagina smells like, and everyone puts their shoulder out for you to cry on... |
Haha, good point- I remember that thread and thought people came down too hard on you.
Anyway, perhaps this results from everyone being able to relate to girl problems (especially K-girl problems) but not from (serious) parent problems? I'm not sure but it's a good observation on your part. |
Thanks pard. It fascinates me people actually read what I post, let alone agree with me. I kinda feel like I'm just putting this stuff out there for purposes of self-therapy, or maybe catharsis.
:high five sequed shoulder tap hug emoticon: |
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