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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:11 pm Post subject: Airplane Lavatory Drama |
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Airplane toilet drama
BNE: An American woman did not need to fasten her seatbelt yesterday on a trans-Atlantic flight from London to New York. While she was sitting on the toilet, a high-pressure vacuum sealed her to the toilet seat, making it impossible for her to stand up.
Last night the woman filed a complaint with United Airlines after her embarrassing ordeal on the Boeing 747 flight.
She got sucked in after pushing the flush button while seated, starting a system to clean the toilet by vacuum. She was a large woman so there were no air spaces between her behind and the toilet seat.
She could not get up by herself and had to sit on the toilet until the flight had landed / so that the airport technicians could help her get loose. ��She was stuck there for over three hours,�� an airline spokesperson explained.
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Wangja

Joined: 17 May 2004 Location: Seoul, Yongsan
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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"Oh dear
What can the matter be
One fat lady
Stuck to the lavatory"
ROTFL |
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Dan The Chainsawman

Joined: 05 May 2005
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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That kills that awesome urban legend about some dude getting half his colon sucked out because he was taking a dump on an airplane crapper and flushed while still sitting. |
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Draven
Joined: 03 Feb 2003
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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Didn't they prove this busted on Myth Busters? |
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dogbert

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: Killbox 90210
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:02 am Post subject: |
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mindmetoo wrote: |
Didn't they prove this busted on Myth Busters? |
Yeah, I saw that one too. They couldn't get the seal right. First of all, the woman would have to be sitting with the seat up. |
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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:30 am Post subject: |
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And here I thought I had breaking news. My co-worker sent me the article. I guess you can't believe everything you read. |
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Dan The Chainsawman

Joined: 05 May 2005
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:48 am Post subject: |
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Jin Jin haven't you heard? Keith Urban is gay. |
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Pligganease

Joined: 14 Sep 2004 Location: The deep south...
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:03 am Post subject: |
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Anyone know who the plaintiff's attorney on this case was? |
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plattwaz
Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Location: <Write something dumb here>
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:57 am Post subject: |
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The part that gets me into thinking this can't possibly be true, is -- why on earth would you flush an airplane toilet seat while you were still sitting on it????????? |
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Wangja

Joined: 17 May 2004 Location: Seoul, Yongsan
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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Smell limitation? |
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bignate

Joined: 30 Apr 2003 Location: Hell's Ditch
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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Wangja wrote: |
Smell limitation? |
hahahaha, the patented courtesy flush......  |
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indytrucks

Joined: 09 Apr 2003 Location: The Shelf
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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mindmetoo wrote: |
Myth Busters |
I love that show, although that Jamie Hyneman (sp?) really gets on my t!ts.
And she is hot:
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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
Jin Jin haven't you heard? Keith Urban is gay. |
Did you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?
There are no gay country music singers. Just like there are no gay cowboys.  |
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