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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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 Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:18 am Post subject: LASIK eye surgery update |
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Great news!
It's become easier and more afforable than ever!
And you can stop worrying, "Can I really trust that Korean doctor who can't speak English?"
Now you won't have to!
http://www.lasikathome.com/index.html |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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| That's great news! I wonder if he can do a little minor brain surgery while he's messing around inside there. I've always wanted a lobotomy but couldn't afford it. |
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Moldy Rutabaga
Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea
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Wonderful-- sounds great-- hey, Jeb, let's try that thing out-- yeah, sure, we can finish off the six-pack first, it will make our hands more steady-- hey, you ready-- let's try it on the cat first, he never saw too well-- cat's run away?-- okay, well, let's just go for it-- AA batteries?-- hey, those are for pansies!--let's hook it up to the car battery and see if it gives me super vision!-- yeah--that wire on the green terminal-- okay, put it on my eyes, Jeb-- wait, that's my ear, Jeb, point straight now-- yeah, pull the trigger, this is great!
Ken:> |
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Gopher
Joined: 04 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
| That's great news! I wonder if he can do a little minor brain surgery while he's messing around inside there. I've always wanted a lobotomy but couldn't afford it. |
Hey, you know there are a group of people who actually do do that, at least to a certain extent:
http://www.trepan.com/_index.html
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/trepan/
I'm sure igothisguitar is saving up for an operation to 'open' his 'third eye'. |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Gopher wrote: |
| Hey Bulslajo: is this ad for real? |
There is only one way to find out for sure... try and order one!
or visit Snopes... |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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Man, that's got a be a joke. I mean, just look--the doctor in the ad is wearing glasses!
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| I made the blood rush up to my head by choking myself so we could see the veins, and using a sterile pen we marked the major veins so they would be more noticeable and avoidable. |
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| My major fear, even more so than a mistake happening, was that I might have to rush to the hospital and they might��ve committed me if I told them how the hole got there. |
I especially enjoyed those comments. It's somehow comforting to know that not all the whackos are employed as ESL teachers in S. Korea.
Thanks for the link. |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
Man, that's got a be a joke. I mean, just look--the doctor in the ad is wearing glasses!
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Well, maybe he didn't read the fine print- it recommends an alcoholic drink or 2 before proceeding in order to steady the nerves... |
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