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denz · Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 6:17 am Post subject: the bottom line

6 thoughts from the mothership.

1. she's your girlfriend. she is korean. that doesn't mean she constantly needs to be referred to as "my korean girlfriend".
i am sure i am guilty of this in the past, but now it strikes me as just plain stupid. why not say "i have a korean girlfriend who speaks korean and lives in korea". you'd sound less insipid.

2. if pootie makes 3.2 million won a month and a tree subsequently falls in the forest, should you give a ****? pootie was either of 2 things. (1) a troll or (2) a very lucky guy. anyone who jumped him for being a "troll" or "earning more than a newbie should" just shows their own inner insecurity. would i like to earn 3.2? hell yes. should i deride someone who does? no way. bottomline if you jocked pootie for being a troll or being too lucky, you're a sucker. (1) or (2), pootie owns both of you. the sooner you stop asking what people earn or how little they work, the sooner korea becomes an easier place to live and work.

3. the thinly disguised "i had sex" thread. you know the type. from the "korean girls wear the worst underwear" to "where can i find decent condoms" to "some brothers are knocking on my yeogwan door". we all know that the basis of your thread is "yo, i had sex with a korean girl". you know what? respect. because man, that's some holy grail gear right there. korean similak is like the golden fleece. basically, if you are bragging about the P you get on the N.E.T. you are a N.E.R.D. back to the lab with ya. buy the album when i drop it.

4. unless you are bulsage, chances are "you're whack". that goes double for marathe who has jumped the pony. bigtime.

5. girlofmars will probably not sleep with you. she has a boyfriend. recognise.

6. be excellent to each other... and... party on dudes.

denz

ps/ in the tradition of korean serbisu, i will now critique anyone who chooses to post on this thread. enter the stage of the buckshot shorty.

gang ah jee · Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: city of paper

then there's the thinly disguised "I'm a NERD" posts.

NERDS!

MORE NERDS!

EVEN MORE NERDS!

AND NOT REALLY "A WHACK"!

eamo · Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

Oh! Oh! Can I be in your cool club? Pleeeze!! Pleeze!

I replied to those nerdy threads. Arrgh!! Cool-credentials all gone!!!

denz · Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 6:35 am Post subject:

Trinny · Joined: 01 Feb 2003

Shouldn't have read this thread.

I refuse to be a whack; I deny ever being a whack!

Good call Denz Embarassed

denz · Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 6:43 am Post subject:

eamo · Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

Gang ah jee is deflecting his own nerdness on to others.

He watches more sci-fi than anyone I know!! And Denz!! It's all true!

Bulsajo · Joined: 16 Jan 2003

GirlFromMars · Joined: 15 May 2003 Location: Corea do Sul

Corporal · Joined: 25 Jan 2003

Does Denz teach like he writes?

There's already enough Korean elementary boys running around saying "word up" without having a clue what it means.

denz · Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 2:48 pm Post subject:

Corporal · Joined: 25 Jan 2003

I've no idea whether you are black, white, or purple, but is there a rulebook somewhere out there that says black people have to speak/write in unintelligible jargon?

gang ah jee · Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: city of paper

seems like trinny isn't the only one out there who can be accused of being A WHACK

HardyandTiny · Joined: 03 Jun 2003

Corporal · Joined: 25 Jan 2003

Oh no, gang ah jee doesn't think I'm cool, how am I ever going to live with myself. Rolling Eyes