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kermo · Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 6:14 am Post subject:

A few people on this thread, evidently.

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

JongnoGuru · Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep

I would guess it's got to be in the thousands. Depends on what age a child reaches adulthood under the law, where he lives, country or city, etc. Does he have to walk from one end to the other, or does crossing an intersection count as 2 roads? And does each road count only once, or do the same roads he walks to school and back count, like, twice a day? We're looking for an average? I'll say there are 5,302 jellybeans in that jar.

Have you no shame?

flotsam · Joined: 28 Mar 2006

Some people seem to be taking my rhetorical question about rhetorical questions seriously...Are you guys crazy? I mean, really, what the hell's wrong with you?

EFLtrainer · Joined: 04 May 2005

I'm STILL trying to figure out why ANYONE is answering ANYONE on this thread. Why are they??????

Because, as flotsam pointed out, they apparently don't know what a rhetorical question is.

Hint: DON'T ANSWER!!!

(Scurries off to make sure *he* knows what a rhetorical question is....)

EFLtrainer · Joined: 04 May 2005

(He does.)

EFLtrainer · Joined: 04 May 2005

(He does.)

Might this not be called the, "Questions not needing answers. (So don't answer them, dumb@ss!)" thread?

I'm a bad man, aren't I?

Demophobe · Joined: 17 May 2004

Answering isn't the only problem. People just don't seem to know what a rhetorical question is in the first place, save answering it....a statement in questions' clothing.

When will people learn?

HapKi · Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL

Is common sense all that common?

Demophobe · Joined: 17 May 2004

This thread should be called "Conundrums".

PaperTiger · Joined: 31 May 2005 Location: Ulaanbataar

Does a bear crap in the woods?

tomato · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:12 am Post subject:

Ever heard the question "Is the Pope Catholic?"
That means an emphatic yes.

When the Ayatollah was in the news, I always said "Is the Ayatollah Catholic?" to mean an emphatic no.

Which religious figure should I use now, the Dalai Lama?

flotsam · Joined: 28 Mar 2006

How about:

Is Rteacher a Hare Krishna?

identity · Joined: 22 Apr 2006

rama rama ding ding

could god microwave a burrito so hot, even he couldn't eat it?

tomato · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 7:38 am Post subject:

I can't understand why the chicken-and-egg riddle is supposed to be so puzzling.
Both the Evolutionists and the Creationists claim to know the answer to that riddle.

EFLtrainer · Joined: 04 May 2005

Why don't people know what a rhetorical question is? Dammit!! that's not rhetorical...

Should I answer myself?

(Whew!)