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Tarheel13
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 Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 10:10 am Post subject: Your Favorite Bumper Sticker... |
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Since moving from the Province of New Brunswick in God-Forsaken Eastern Canada, I have been moved by the bumper sticker: "Welcome to America. NOW speak English!"
The righteous stuff we can get away with down here. If I was in Canada, they'd label me a racist and bigot, and given the work I was doing, I would have been fired immediately. No one would have been interested in my lament that I was only voicing an opinion based on economic principles that the redundant costs of providing services in both languages (French and English) was hardly necessary given the fact that 99.9% of all New Brunswickers spoke English. Nope.
God Bless America, where we assimmilate those who can't conform with the moral majority, where might is right, and where history will forever remember Bill Clinton for what he really is, a smoker of sticky cigars. |
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Hater Depot
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| I've found Jesus.. I've got him in the trunk! |
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merlot
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.
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| Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 10:40 am Post subject: |
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No matter how beautiful she is, someone, somewhere is sick and tired of her BS
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Tarheel13
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Location: North Carolina
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| Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 11:00 am Post subject: Merlot: A winner |
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Very Happy Merlot: Very good. Go to the front of the class. |
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davai!
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Location: Kuwait
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| Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 4:23 pm Post subject: Got 2 |
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Re-Elect Gore.
Don't tailgate me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield
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mole
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III
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| Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 5:07 pm Post subject: Re: Got 2 |
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Re-Elect Gore.
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I almost peed. |
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Tarheel13
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Location: North Carolina
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| Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:24 pm Post subject: Re-elect Gore...good, very good... |
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How about this one:
"I smoke Bill Clinton's Sticky Cigar." |
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SuperFly
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| Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Mi Casa is not your Casa |
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ChimpumCallao
Joined: 17 May 2005
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| Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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this is my fave of all time ( i onl found it in tshirt form, but i saw them as bumper stickers too)
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AbbeFaria
Joined: 17 May 2005
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Discourage Inbreeding: Ban country music.
This was followed by a bunch of smiley faces with different kind of birth defects. Third eye, cyclops, mouth on the side, arm growring from the top of the head, etc. I actually had it ripped off my car by an angry redneck.
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Katchafire
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 If you can read this - Ive lost my trailer. |
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hellofaniceguy
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How about this one I saw in Seoul driver by a non korean...
"Caution....I drive just like you do....stupid."
It was written in English and korean. |
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zappadelta
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| "Brake for Moose - It could save your life" |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:43 pm Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Bumper Sticker... |
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| Tarheel13 wrote: |
Since moving from the Province of New Brunswick in God-Forsaken Eastern Canada, I have been moved by the bumper sticker: "Welcome to America. NOW speak English!"
The righteous stuff we can get away with down here. If I was in Canada, they'd label me a racist and bigot, and given the work I was doing, I would have been fired immediately. No one would have been interested in my lament that I was only voicing an opinion based on economic principles that the redundant costs of providing services in both languages (French and English) was hardly necessary given the fact that 99.9% of all New Brunswickers spoke English. Nope.
God Bless America, where we assimmilate those who can't conform with the moral majority, where might is right, and where history will forever remember Bill Clinton for what he really is, a smoker of sticky cigars. |
99.9% of New Brunswickers speak English? Oh, please. Don't make me laugh. Most Acadians can barely speak English, if they can at all. Bilingualism brings money to New Brunswick. How else would you explain the fact that St John has been replaced by Moncton (Dieppe) as the biggest economic centre in New Brunswick?
What would New Brunswick be without Acadians and Acadian culture? Not much. |
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Tarheel13
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Location: North Carolina
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| Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Bumper Sticker... |
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| Tarheel13 wrote: |
Since moving from the Province of New Brunswick in God-Forsaken Eastern Canada, I have been moved by the bumper sticker: "Welcome to America. NOW speak English!"
The righteous stuff we can get away with down here. If I was in Canada, they'd label me a racist and bigot, and given the work I was doing, I would have been fired immediately. No one would have been interested in my lament that I was only voicing an opinion based on economic principles that the redundant costs of providing services in both languages (French and English) was hardly necessary given the fact that 99.9% of all New Brunswickers spoke English. Nope.
God Bless America, where we assimmilate those who can't conform with the moral majority, where might is right, and where history will forever remember Bill Clinton for what he really is, a smoker of sticky cigars. |
99.9% of New Brunswickers speak English? Oh, please. Don't make me laugh. Most Acadians can barely speak English, if they can at all. Bilingualism brings money to New Brunswick. How else would you explain the fact that St John has been replaced by Moncton (Dieppe) as the biggest economic centre in New Brunswick?
What would New Brunswick be without Acadians and Acadian culture? Not much. |
Please, spare me the simple logic. If you have ever read any Canada census data of late you would see that 99% of Greater Moncton does speak and understand English. As for New Brunswick, it is a have-not province, and especially the northeast, which is all francophone and where there has seen much population loss in the past 20 years. As for the French, in general, and what they have brought to New Brunswick, yes, your are correct, they have led to a duplication of hospitals in Moncton, as well as a duplication of services in both official languages thruout the Province. But, one can hardly blame them. The French service card is an economic trump card for the average francophone in New Brunswick who aspires to high-paid and low-working government jobs, be they at the local, provincial or federal level. Good for them and their insular ways. So, in closing, don't lecture me on what you know very little, obviously. |
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