Korean Job Discussion Forums

Hanson · Joined: 20 Oct 2004

Reminds me of the joke:

A *insert nationality here* is traveling in *insert country you wish to disparage* and approaches a passerby and asks: "Excuse me, could you tell me where the post office is at?". The passerby answers: "In proper English we don't end a sentence with a preposition".

The traveller then says, "My mistake, please forgive my ignorance. In that case, could you tell me where the post office is at, arsehole?"

Tarheel13 · Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina

Flottie: That's what we would call an oxymoron, you moron, using those words in any combination. And if you haven't tried Newfoundland cod tongue cheeks, then you are in no position to offer a comment on relationships amongst the nations. Now, I, on the other hand, drove an ERV for the ARC into the hinterland of Miami last November. At the corner of 10th Street and 8th Avenue (Overland), I witnessed a real America. Mind you, we needed the Hialeah Police Dept. to escort us in and out, and it was imperative that we be gone by dusk. God Bless America, but where are the cod tongue cheeks, I ask you?

Mindmetoo: Thanks for not smearing this thread with your simple words. As for the Alcoholic Treatment Program you linked me to, I wish to extend a 2nd thanks. After two bottles of very cheap Napa Valley Pinot Grigio last evening, I may have to give this link some sober thought. You, on the other hand, may want to look in the mirror and again kick yourself in the arse, and only for who you are. Cheers.

flotsam · Joined: 28 Mar 2006

I think we should set Tarheel13 and princess up on a date.

the_beaver · Joined: 15 Jan 2003

flotsam · Joined: 28 Mar 2006

Tarheel13 · Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina

Beaver: Use your imagination, and drop the Canadian Beaver avatar, svp. It's a little too hard on this former Canuck's eyes: Cod Tongue/Cheeks.
Now, you two malcontents will have to excuse me. I have a golf game awaiting with the boys, and I must get to the Y for a long swim, both to get these simple rebuts and the Pinot Grigio out of my system, at least for awhile. It has been fun. Let's do do this again. Toodle dooall.

SuperFly · Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: In the doghouse

I don't give a crap what anyone thinks of America, she can defend herself. Not my job to defend her from slander just because I don't agree with what someone writes on a message board.

I love Canada. I have always loved Canada. Ever since my old man gave me that first Canadian beer and took me there on a father son trip.

Crap on what anyone else thinks, they're not me.

Tarheel13 · Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina

Canadian Beer is American Beer, you who entered the room without the light switch on. The biggest seller in Ontario and Eastern Canada is Budweiser. To my point: There is no Canadian identity. We're all American. Get on board, Canucks....and I can say this because I am a Canuck, born and raised and my passport tells me so.

SuperFly · Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: In the doghouse

ya, but it's stronger-you-who-piss off so many people.

And of course I'll give you the last word!

Tarheel13 · Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina

Thank you, and you're not such a bad lad after all. Cheers.

mindmetoo · Joined: 02 Feb 2004

Bulsajo · Joined: 16 Jan 2003

Yes, that's just what this board needs- regardless of nationality- more drunks in front of keyboards.
PWI=entertainment galore

Roch · Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Location: Seoul

Hobophobic · Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:01 pm Post subject:

...that is perhaps my favorite episode...I watched it just the other day...my cousin's name is SCOTT and I am sure he is the D!CK to which they were referring...

Like others...I too make jokes with my American friends - we all tease one another about our national stereotypes in good fun... almost seems as though people have no sense of humour these days....

Tarheel13 · Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina

I will have you know that I am not considerably older. I just happen to have had a very successful career and am interested in making a further contribution. I believe that teaching would be second nature to me, having taught adults for many years in a business environment. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a merlot on the kitchen counter.