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[mack the knife]

Check out this bullcrap. The best parts are all the typos and grammatical errors, plus the fact that somehow NIGERIA is involved. Why does this stuff always start in goddam NIGERIA? Oh, and my contact is a REVEREND. Oh ho ho! Forgive me father, for I will sin. If I meet you I will poke your eyes out.

Spectacles, testiclees, wallet, and watch.

A.Men.

7/06/06
Ref: 435062725
Batch: 7050470902/189
Winning no: GB8101/LPRC
CONGRATULATIONS!!
Dear Sir/Maddam,
We are delighted to inform you of your prize which
was released on the 30th of june 2006, from the
Australian International Lottery programme,which is
fully based on an electronic selection of winners
using their e-mail addresses from some sites. Your
email address was attached to ticket number; 47001725
07056490102 and serial number 7741134002. This batch
draws the lucky numbers as follows 5-13-33-37-42 and
bonus number 17,which consequently won the lottery in
the second category.
You hereby have been approved a lump sum pay of
US$1.3,000.000 (ONE MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND
DOLLARS) in cash
credit file ref: ILP/HW 47509/09 from the total cash
prize shared amongst eight lucky winners in this
category. All participants were selected through a
computer balloting system drawn form Nine hundred
thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia,
United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and
Oceania as part of our international promotion program
which is conducted annually. This Lottery was promoted
and sponsored by a conglomorate of some multinational
companies as part of their social responsibility to
the citizens in the commmunities where they have an
operational base. Furthermore, your details(e-mail
address) falls within our European representative
office in Amsterdam, Holland as indicated in your play
coupon and your prize of US$1.3,000.000 will be
released to you from this regional branch office in
NIGERIA. We hope that with part of your prize, you
will participate in our end of year high stakes for
US$1.3 Billion international draw.
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE: Simply contact our fiducial
agent,REV. FR.JACOB HILLS to file for your claim .
Please quote your reference, batch and winning number
which can be found on the top left corner of this
notification as well as your full name, address and
telephone number to help locate your file easily. For
security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this
information confidential from the public until your
claim is processed and your prize released to you.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this
programme by non-participants or unofficial personnel.
Note, all winnings MUST be claimed by the 30th of
May 2006; otherwise all funds will be returned
as
Unclaimed and eventually donated to charity
organisations.
PLEASE CONTACT REV. FR.JACOB HILLS, so that he
will
tell you of how you will receive your winning prize.
Name: REV. FR.JACOB HILLS
Email: [email protected]
Congratulations once again on your win!!!
Best Regards (co-ordinator)
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY THIS EMAIL. CONTACT YOUR
CLAIMS AGENT AT ANY BREACH OF
CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF THE WINNERS WILL RESULT
TO DISQUALIFICATION.




On the other hand, I did learn a new vocab word: fiducial.

[Rteacher]

I think a lot of people aren't aware of these fishing scams, and the first time they get an email stating that they may have a lot of money coming to them they at least momentarily get carried away by wishful thinking. Reportedly (from U.S. Embassy warnings...) some idiots actually journeyed to some African countries to try to collect, and they were never heard from again and presumed dead...

[TexasPete]

I like how the douche bag is a Reverand AND a Father so he's like doubly holy.

Have you ever read the blog where the guy takes up the Nigerian on the scam but scams him back and gets the Nigerian to do all kinds of stupid crapola like getting a stuido picture taken with a loaf of bread on his head? It's hilarious stuff.

[Gwangjuboy]

I once received a similar e-mail, but I was supposed to collect the cash after sending them my bank account details. (as if!)

[Thunndarr]

From www.pointlesswasteoftime.com.

[Bulsajo]

[periwinkle]

I always write them back using the most foul-mouthed language you can imagine. It's fun to use them as a punching bag- it's a great stress-reliever.

[baldrick]

419 419! Check out mine:

[RACETRAITOR]

Here's a helpful site: http://www.419eater.com

I've been trying to scam one of these guys recently and posted my correspondence with him here:

http://brokeinkorea.proboards46.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1149237767

I think he bailed out when I asked for a picture.

[canuckistan]

[beast]

I wrote to that guy once saying that all I want to do is sleep with his wife. He can keep the money, I just want his wife. Didn't hear back from him again.

[Veronica Rose]

[Thunndarr]

[ChimpumCallao]

i want to see the 'shimmering goat hands' pic but am very sensitve. can someone let me know exactly what it is before i click?? i dont wanna be scarred for life.

[Thunndarr]

This may sound like reverse pyschology, but honestly, don't click that link.