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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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 Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:47 am Post subject: |
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| It's funny how you dorks can take the post of a guy going through turmoil and turn it into a green-party dogfood thread. |
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pet lover
Joined: 02 Jan 2004
Location: not in Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:12 am Post subject: |
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| otis, if it makes you feel any better, I also mentioned that my boyfriend dumped me with less than a month before I was to move to America to be with him and so I am now out of a job, a home, a love in my life, etc. etc. Trust me, there is still turmoil. |
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red dog
Joined: 31 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:39 am Post subject: |
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| pet lover wrote: |
| otis, if it makes you feel any better, I also mentioned that my boyfriend dumped me with less than a month before I was to move to America to be with him and so I am now out of a job, a home, a love in my life, etc. etc. Trust me, there is still turmoil. |
Oh no. Sorry to hear it, Pet Lover. |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:40 am Post subject: |
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| pet lover wrote: |
| otis, if it makes you feel any better, I also mentioned that my boyfriend dumped me with less than a month before I was to move to America to be with him and so I am now out of a job, a home, a love in my life, etc. etc. Trust me, there is still turmoil. |
I'd have dumped you, too. Who wants to hang out with a pain-in-the-ass vegan who makes her dog eat tofu?
What kind of life is that?
Men like chicks who will actually cook them some meat every once in a while.
Take my advice, babe. Next time you have a date, cook the man some chicken. He won't be able to keep his hands off you.
I'm dying for some chicken right now. |
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red dog
Joined: 31 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:48 am Post subject: |
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| otis wrote: |
| pet lover wrote: |
| otis, if it makes you feel any better, I also mentioned that my boyfriend dumped me with less than a month before I was to move to America to be with him and so I am now out of a job, a home, a love in my life, etc. etc. Trust me, there is still turmoil. |
I'd have dumped you, too. Who wants to hang out with a pain-in-the-ass vegan who makes her dog eat tofu?
What kind of life is that?
Men like chicks who will actually cook them some meat every once in a while.
Take my advice, babe. Next time you have a date, cook the man some chicken. He won't be able to keep his hands off you.
I'm dying for some chicken right now. |
You sound like a real prize, Otis. Judging by some of your recent posts on this thread and others.  |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:57 am Post subject: |
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| red dog wrote: |
| otis wrote: |
| pet lover wrote: |
| otis, if it makes you feel any better, I also mentioned that my boyfriend dumped me with less than a month before I was to move to America to be with him and so I am now out of a job, a home, a love in my life, etc. etc. Trust me, there is still turmoil. |
I'd have dumped you, too. Who wants to hang out with a pain-in-the-ass vegan who makes her dog eat tofu?
What kind of life is that?
Men like chicks who will actually cook them some meat every once in a while.
Take my advice, babe. Next time you have a date, cook the man some chicken. He won't be able to keep his hands off you.
I'm dying for some chicken right now. |
You sound like a real prize, Otis. Judging by some of your recent posts on this thread and others. |
I kind of am a prize.
I work hard. I'm as dumb as a rock--so women can control me.
All my wife has to do is cook me a bacon sandwich every once in a while, and I'm putty in her hands.
More than that, my little friend, don't dish it out if you can't take it. When it comes to ribbing people and getting under their skin, I'm the king of the catwalk.
So if you're going to go after some guy who is getting fired by Korean nimrods for wearing hearing aids,--and if you're going to go after him because he's a redneck from Alabama who likes to hunt and eat a little meat, then...you're fair game.
I'm a redneck from Louisiana. But there ain't one blue state harlot or piece of Euro-trash who can compete with me at this game. I'll find your weak points and strip you clean to the bone. |
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pet lover
Joined: 02 Jan 2004
Location: not in Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:04 am Post subject: |
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| My ex is a veggie, otis. |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:09 am Post subject: |
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| My ex is a veggie, otis. |
That's where you went wrong, darling.
Find a nice uncomplicated man. We aren't that hard to control.
And if he's vegan, I bet he really sucks at the old in and out.
Get yourself a nice healthy meateater. We're people, too. And usually we keep our promises and don't kick our chicks to the side.
One more thing, honey. Don't trust any man who makes you pay dutch. That's unacceptable. |
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Imbroglio
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Behind the wheel of a large automobile
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:11 am Post subject: |
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In the ancient city of Daves, from inside the Colosseum, the crowd goes wild. Hungry for blood sport--gladiators combat eachother for the attention and internet fame they so much desire.
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pet lover
Joined: 02 Jan 2004
Location: not in Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:11 am Post subject: |
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I don't want to control a man, though. Anyway, I'm giving up on the male species. I'm going to be that little old lady in the scary house kids dare each other to knock on the door with about 20 dogs or so. It's my destiny.  |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:15 am Post subject: |
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| I don't want to control a man, though. Anyway, I'm giving up on the male species. I'm going to be that little old lady in the scary house kids dare each other to knock on the door with about 20 dogs or so. It's my destiny. |
Don't give up.
Look for this first:
A guy who works hard.
And it is a woman's job to control men.
When I was a kid, my mother controlled me.
When I grew up, I was a wild man.
We are absolute savages.
Then I met my wife. Now she controls me.
Without women, men are absolutely useless. Trust me.
My wife's been gone for a while. She's coming back on Friday.
I'm a complete wreck. I don't mean control as in letting her tie me up and spank me. I mean control in a different way.
Hey, kev, get up. Here's a sandwich. Get your ass to work. Make money. Take me and the kid to go get something to eat. That kind of stuff.
Marriage rocks. I don't know how single guys do it. |
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red dog
Joined: 31 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:21 am Post subject: |
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Otis, sorry but I just have to re-post this quote showing how lucky your wife is:
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I'm just getting off a three day binge. My behavior was terrible.
I teased a special-ed guy till he was just about crying. I kept calling him Cherry Boy. His father owns the bar. That's why he is allowed to hang out in there. He's actually retarded so he shouldn't even be allowed in barrooms. But picking on a retarded person till they explode really isn't cool.
Then my friends and I went to a strip joint near my house. It's called the Paradise. It's not paradise. They had two dancers--a midget and a fat girl. No kidding. I offered the fat girl 500 bucks to go to bed with me. She refused. After that, I offered the midget 500 bucks to go to bed with me. She also refused.
I got kicked out of the bar. I fell down in the parking lot and opened up a nasty gash on my forehead.
The next day I got drunk again and had a bar-b-que. I threw firecrackers at a wasps nest. I recieved four stings. My arm is all swollen up.
I went to a bar after the bar-b-que covered in blood from the night before and aching from hornet stings. I got kicked out for calling everybody the c-word. Women hate that word.
My behavior isn't cute when I'm drunk. In fact, my behavior is almost insane.
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:26 am Post subject: |
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Otis, sorry but I just have to re-post this quote showing how lucky your wife is:
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I'm just getting off a three day binge. My behavior was terrible.
I teased a special-ed guy till he was just about crying. I kept calling him Cherry Boy. His father owns the bar. That's why he is allowed to hang out in there. He's actually retarded so he shouldn't even be allowed in barrooms. But picking on a retarded person till they explode really isn't cool.
Then my friends and I went to a strip joint near my house. It's called the Paradise. It's not paradise. They had two dancers--a midget and a fat girl. No kidding. I offered the fat girl 500 bucks to go to bed with me. She refused. After that, I offered the midget 500 bucks to go to bed with me. She also refused.
I got kicked out of the bar. I fell down in the parking lot and opened up a nasty gash on my forehead.
The next day I got drunk again and had a bar-b-que. I threw firecrackers at a wasps nest. I recieved four stings. My arm is all swollen up.
I went to a bar after the bar-b-que covered in blood from the night before and aching from hornet stings. I got kicked out for calling everybody the c-word. Women hate that word.
My behavior isn't cute when I'm drunk. In fact, my behavior is almost insane.
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So what?
Those chicks I propositioned know me. They don't know my wife, thank God. And there was no harm done. Besides that, I was dead drunk. I couldn't have gotten it up if I had wanted to.
But I've been without the taco for 2 and a half months. That's how long she's been away visiting the family.
And I don't blame her. She hasn't seen them for over two years. But couldn't they all come and visit me for a change? Christ, my wife's family is drowning in money. I'm like the poorest guy in the family--including my side. And I make a nice living.
Christ. |
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krats1976
Joined: 14 May 2003
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:37 am Post subject: |
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| I miss stores that sell food. I get upset when I see on TV/movies where people walk into stores that have food all over the place. Then I go to the store here and almost cry, somewhere between the ramyeon, the potato chips, the tuna, and the soy sauce aisles. |
Oh, I hear you. Everytime I come back I have to go to Fred Meyer and just wander up and down the aisles in awe. Drives my family nuts. 
Yesterday I had the munchies, so I went to Safeway and bought some organic blue corn chips and fresh deli salsa. I miss that in Korea. |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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Do they have sunflower seeds in Korea now? I'm addicted to David brand.
Garcia, Hunter
In the timbers to Fennario, the wolves are running round,
The winter was so hard and cold, froze ten feet 'neath the ground.
Don't murder me, I beg of you, don't murder me. Please, don't murder me.
I sat down to my supper, 'twas a bottle of red whisky,
I said my prayers and went to bed, that's the last they saw of me.
Don't murder me, I beg of you, don't murder me. Please, don't murder me.
When I awoke, the Dire Wolf, six hundred pounds of sin,
Was grinning at my window, all I said was "Come on in".
Don't murder me, I beg of you, don't murder me. Please, don't murder me.
The Wolf came in, I got my cards, we sat down for a game.
I cut my deck to the Queen of Spades, but the cards were all the same.
Don't murder me, I beg of you, don't murder me. Please, don't murder me.
In the backwash of Fennario, the black and bloody mire,
The Dire Wolf collects his dues, while the boys sing 'round the fire.
Don't murder me, I beg of you, don't murder me. Please, don't murder me.
No, no, no don't murder me. I beg of you,
Don't murder me. Please, don't murder me.
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