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"Beautiful" celebrities who ARE NOT beautiful.
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Manner of Speaking



Joined: 09 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Best of Breed!! Laughing
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Buff



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fergie from Black-Eyed Peas. Blech.
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dogshed



Joined: 28 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:52 am    Post subject: Re: "Beautiful" celebrities who ARE NOT beautiful. Reply with quote

mokpochica wrote:
deetah wrote:
My vote is for Keira Knightly. 5 pounds away from anorexic and her *beep* up-clenched jaw, weird teeth combo makes me cringe everytime I see her.

Who else?


Keira Knightley can play 'Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head' on her teeth. Seriously. I saw it on the Ellen DeGeneres show. It was pretty cool actually.

I personally find Tom Cruise not at all attractive. I could never understand his appeal as a sex symbol. Same with Matthew McConaughey-not sexy but I think they have both won 'sexiest man' at some point in time.


Here's the video. I thought maybe her teath was so misformed that each tooth played a different note but it seems she changes the tone by changing the shape of her mouth. -Jeff

[url] http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=1032 [/url]
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Junior



Joined: 18 Nov 2005
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Jennifer Aniston: Now what do you all see in her???

She has Hookjaw!!



Minnie Driver. Her face has no real symmettry or proportion!!..She looks like a mole! A cute mole, but..a mole.
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rothkowitz



Joined: 27 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jennifer Aniston......another example of Ben Affleck Jaw Syndrome.
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jennifer Aniston TF = 0.497

Jessica Alba's TF = 0.698
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Delirium's Brother



Joined: 08 May 2006
Location: Out in that field with Rumi, waiting for you to join us!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jinju wrote:
Jennifer Aniston TF = 0.497
Jessica Alba's TF = 0.698

Dude, I can't believe someone who is such a talented photographer as you are, can have such a poor sense of physical beauty when not looking through a camera lens.

So my advice, just walk around with a camera permanently in front of your face. You seem to see the world more clearly that way.

And stay off the crack!
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drumpounder



Joined: 20 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eamo wrote:
It's got to be Diaz!!!



This is a perfect example. I was a flight attendant for a long time. I can't count the flights I did in and out of NYC and L.A.. I've seen and served most of these people mentioned. I am here to tell you it is beyond belief what a few hours with a professional hairstylist and make-up artist can do for someone. Don't even get me started on personalities. The person on the Oprah show ain't the same one in business class.
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

drumpounder wrote:
eamo wrote:
It's got to be Diaz!!!



This is a perfect example. I was a flight attendant for a long time. I can't count the flights I did in and out of NYC and L.A.. I've seen and served most of these people mentioned. I am here to tell you it is beyond belief what a few hours with a professional hairstylist and make-up artist can do for someone. Don't even get me started on personalities. The person on the Oprah show ain't the same one in business class.


Whats the % of gay male stewardesses anyway?
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

drumpounder wrote:
eamo wrote:
It's got to be Diaz!!!



This is a perfect example. I was a flight attendant for a long time. I can't count the flights I did in and out of NYC and L.A.. I've seen and served most of these people mentioned. I am here to tell you it is beyond belief what a few hours with a professional hairstylist and make-up artist can do for someone. Don't even get me started on personalities. The person on the Oprah show ain't the same one in business class.


1. That picture illustrates exactly what I said earlier about Cameron Diaz -- she looks skank even when she's looking her best.

2. Oprah doesn't have a private jet???? Shocked
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drumpounder



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I started flying about 10 - 1 gay straight. Then word got out about working with 'some' hot chicks, basically flying from party to party for three or four days, plus the outrageous benefits and time off, and now there are probably more straight guys than gay.
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Joined: 20 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A friend is a longtime flight attendant (not stewerdess) with American. Oprah's chosen airline. She sees Oprah regularly in business class. She refuses to be served by a white FA. Gotta be a sista!

We had the contract for the Ottawa Senators NHL team. The stories I could tell. ps: no longer a hockey fan.
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Junior



Joined: 18 Nov 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

drumpounder wrote:
Don't even get me started on personalities. The person on the Oprah show ain't the same one in business class.


Celebs beome the same as esler's in korea after a while: sick of the attention, however well meaning. you can't expect oprah to be nice and sweet if she has 20 people a day trying to start conversations and telling her how much they love her show.
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drumpounder



Joined: 20 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's just as easy to be polite and request some privacy as it is to be a nasty ignorant b*tch. Not to mention a racist.

The point is, very few people get to see celebrities or otherwise famous people in a setting with no danger of a camera or microphone. That is when you find out their real character, or if they really are good actors.
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drumpounder



Joined: 20 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to mention the fact that at some point in their past they longed for the attention.
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